Wife and I have been together for about 10 years (married and living
together for 4).  She's had her cat since he was a kitten...he's 18
years old now.  He's going downhill...he has tumors in his chest and
spots on his liver.  Over the past 4 months or so he started throwing

She is definitely tired of being felt up. :)
No new lumps, but I am wondering how long the incision will feel like it
still has stitches in it. (I know it doesn't because I watched them take
them out.)

...besides a biopsy, that is.
(I'm currently unemployed, and we can't afford an exam right now for
Tiger, let alone any surgery or testing.)
So while I'm worrying, I wonder whether there's some other way to get

Can anyone give me some good tips about how to get a decent hole in the
nipple of the AG nursing bottle?  I've tried hot needles, picture
hanging nails, and then some other kind of nail.  Still the formula
won't go through.  I put the nail through and sat the nipple in boiling

A little over a month ago, I started giving my beloved main coon,
Hobbes, some wet food along with his TD dry food.  I've been giving
him half a can in the morning and half a can in the evening with dry
food in between.  Physically he looks great!  His coat is shiny,

Due to a pending car trip, I'm trying to acclimate
Bubba the 25Lb Maine Coon to a harness and leash so
that he can have an occasional break from the carrier
without me having to chase him around the rest stop.

I meant to post this here last night too, but forgot.  I was goofing off
last night putting all of the cat toys on the treadmill and watching the
cats' reaction to it and then Shamrock got on the treadmill and walked.
It's a bit dark so I hope you can see at least parts of it.

Are you out of your f.cking minds?
Posting to Usenet, "how can I tell if a lump on my cat is cancer or not
without a vet visit or biopsy?"
And some of you who are not quite this stupid and malicious expect those of

Recently, our family had a reunion outside my home state.  It was a 5
day event and we were all so excited to attend.  The only thing was
that I had no one to take care of my cat, Hobbes.  I was really
worried about this because all our family was attending which meant