What's wrong
Daddy bust that cherry?
Mamma didn't care?
Now you're sitting up on FREAKNET smelling like a skunk.

Spanked and run off again.
Next?
GIT - R - DONE

I've always thought that keeping a cat indoors is the only way to
go, and I've always taken them off of the street. But then I see
cats outside being allowed to have litters destined for the same ill
fate of being mishandled and killed/dead after a short miserable

I was wondering if there is any definitive meaning in the way cats hold
their whiskers.  Kami spent the evening with them forward and down, and
later pulled back and down.  I know she was feeling spunky before, and
content later, but I don't know if there is a correlation between ...

My son's girlfriend's cat had a case of the pukes (on a Saturday night
of course - I think our cats prefer the emergency clinic to our
regular vet). We took her to the clinic, which did a blood test,
physical exam of the mouth and throat, and took xrays.

Our vet seems to have boosted the price of the annual flu-enteritus
feline vaccination boosters this year by quite a large amount.
Unfortunately, there are only two vets within a 30-mile radius.  But
while I am angry that he seems to be making a packet out of the annual

I have found out--mousetraps WORK for keeping cats off of things & places
you don't want them. And it doesn't seem to hurt them.
Two kittens we have seemed totally stubborn & determined to keep hopping
onto the kitchen table. We put 8 mousetraps at various spots--including

Stay right there
OoooH sh.t!

don't mind me, this has nothing to do with you'ins.

Another urban myth, possibly.
Our new cat has reached equilibrium with the other feline residents.
However, she does tend to flip out with no provocation.
I've recently been hearing from friends that "yeah, calicos are often

How do you call your cat.
I go..
kitty kitty kitty (but in a high voice)
or I go pss psss psss psss

I've tried two of these lately and returned them as my cat simply refused to
use her bed whilst it was there.
The first was a microwaveable 'wheatbag' which actually did smell horrid and
felt damp - the second was the Snugglesafe - a round hard disc shaped thing

woooo woooo look at me! I have a sheet on my head
Im so tired of you phsyco women
what the f.ck is your problem Cheryl!
you don't like men or something? tell the damn truth for once in your

Once my Bengal got a taste for going outside on a leash, he really wants
be outside.  Now he spends a good deal of his time yowling about it.
Ok he yowls about other things too.  It is becoming very problematic.
Has anyone out there ever effectively trained a cat to shut the hell ...

We have a pet cat and he seems healthy enough not overweight or anything.
The cat is 6 years old.
Winter is approaching and we generally let him sleep in the garage rather
than the house, he has some old blankets that he curls up in and seems happy