Well, we have quite the store of crabs, eh? (Persia looks around satisfied). Now then, what to do with them? I know they're fun to play with but thank you for turning them in for chow! I did promise crab cakes didn't I? This is Meowmom's recipe so don't tell her I told you how to ...
His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger Tiberius Maximus, British Royal Diplocat, Chairman of F.S.S. Mouser Furreign Affairs and master hunter of fish (when he could be arsed to get his paws wet) looked at the telegram on his desk for the thrid time and rubbed his face. He'd made