...gave every member of his staff a turkey, even little ol' me. And not some
cheap, flimsy, scrawny, anemic reject. Oh no. It is a mighty turkey, twenty
full pounds of fowl weaponry sitting in my freezer. Liz, meet turkey; the
late Thomas, meet Liz. I have no idea what to do with ...

Hello all, Itz Nina again. Well, I gotta be REELLY vigilant. The
Greeblins is all OVER the place. They gave up on the towlz, but now
they're affer the toilet paper again!
Of course, I scared dem away, and Meomie wuzn't very happy about da

Mayhem is my little princess.  And she has a definite routine.
Mornings depending on whenever she wakes up, she'll do her morning
stretch and then start meowing.  She'll seek out the nearest hand,
even if it means burrowing under the covers to find it.  But if the

They want one of these warmer beds for each of them!
http://cozywinters.com/pets/index.html

You should have gotten an envelope in the last few days.  If you didn't
please let me know.
Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe

... like Miranda, who doesn't like anything? She will be 3 years old on
the 30th, and I'm racking my brain for a birthday present. She doesn't
like treats. She doesn't like fancy cat food. The only thing for cats
that she likes is her complement tablets. but I can't give too many ...

Mandy died this morning, quietly at home in my arms. As you may
remember, she became acutely ill a couple of months ago; the vet's test
results were 'inconclusive', and I decided to simply let nature take its
course. To my astonishment (I'd actually dug her a grave!) she rallied