I've got to face it. I am on my way to being unemployable, at least in my
present position. I am so full of valium right now I barely know my own
name. So I go on the bank's job site. There is JACK for someone like me,
without an education. I will be a phone jockey forever, and I ...

I had a few pictures left in my camera that I took the other day. Frank
and Nikki were doing the bookends thing, sleeping in the exact same
positions, but when I took the picture, Nikki typically lifted her head
and glared at me for disturbing her sleep. They both even had one ...

I'd rather take a sharp stick to the eye that do <fill in the blank>?
We'll I've learned I'd rather not take a sharp stick to the eye!  I was
trimming the boxwood hedge Wednesday night and a woody plant was growing
up in the middle of one so I stuck my head into the shrub to be ...

Bert is a great cat. Bertha, upon initial faulty inspection by
me...changed after vet's examination. No balls?
Q - I see no pics posted here, tho it's a hugely popular site. What's
etiquette...give a link to pics?

So I thought I was keeping the smallest, quietest, most reserved kitten
of the 3. However, over the past 2 days, Alfie has been hanging out with
his mentor and hero, HRFL Tiger.
HRFL Tiger has been teaching him EVERY bastard cat trick in the book.

Sanity saving good vibes heading to Finland from deepest rural Norfolk.
gentle *hugs* helen s

I haven't paid much attention to this year's Kentucky Derby horses, so
don't know much about them. I drew a horse named High Fly in a local
Derby pool. All I know about him is that Zito is the trainer and Jerry
Bailey will be up. Horse racing fans, what are your opinions? Do I

I would appreciate some flying purrs tomorrow and on Monday. I just don't
fly often and while flying itself does not bother me, I just always want to
make sure I make it back to my girls. This is the first time I am taking a
couple of days since Grant died and they have never been ...

I was reading the group when I heard a weird noise behind me. Rufous was
standing there, smacking his lips and chewing and foaming at the mouth.
He spread foam all over the place, but I couldn't see anything in his
mouth. He's done with that and now he's acting completely normal. ...

I've gotten a few pings from headhunters.  So far, I've told them I'm
looking for a direct placement, but I'm wondering if I'm ignoring a
valuable resource.
My thoughts so far:

After my shower this morning I smelled a strong smell in my bedroom. It
smelled like burning rubber and seemed to be concentrated near my
computer. Imagining imminent meltdown and an electrical fire, I searched
for the source of the smell. Nothing felt hot, but I shut things down ...

Ever wondered what your name would be if you were a cat?
Try the Fluffy Kitty Name Generator:
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/64/
I am Nightmare Perriwinkle. Yeah, sounds about right.

I guess maybe I better jump on the bandwagon and ask for purrs like
everyone else. Over the years i have prayed for so many of the group
with RL problems and job hunting and never thought it would happen to
me.

This morning I had a microwave pizza for lunch.  It was one of the ones that
comes with a crisping ring that is supposed to make the outer crust crisp.
This particular one had a couple of extra rings, and I set them aside and
forgot them.

OKAY.... which on of youse kitties got into my apartment and taught
Princess Rita about the TP Greebles???  She knows I'm a massive
pushover and spineless to boot, so the other day while I was in
the throne room, taking care of business, she came in to get