I look around at my three owners and I can't begin to count the number
of blessings I have.  They all three get along.  No one has a litter box
attitude.  They are all lap fungi.  They all know their names and come
to them.  They all like to avail themselves of the bed and the ...

It's just paper. But how can there be so much paper on a half-empty roll
of toilet paper?
Last night I awoke to the sounds of terrible carnage (paper-age?) in the
loo. I refused to open my eyes and pulled a pillow over my head. The

Have'nt been keeping up lately. I've been packing & dealing with pre-moving
logistics.  So, I hate doing this, Blanket purrs for all who need them.
CHRISTINA W.: You have been in my thoughts, I hope, pray & purr that things
play out to a happy conclusion.  Stay strong & positive.

The march cat photos are online in the usual place. Lots of photos of
the girls playing this month, and also some of me and John - I forced
them to accept a 'portrait shot' :) They've grown so much!

My huge Russian Blue, Smokey, loves his combing.  He doesn't shed
much, but he gets more combing than he needs just because he loves it
so.  One place he really likes it is on the sides of his face.  He
likes it so much that should you lay the comb down before he's had

Sammy: The seige continues. The evil Spot and her minons made advances
early the other morning. They have now occupied the living room and
kitchen. Momma LB and I have retreated into the bedroom. For now the
bedroom door is a sort of demilitarized zone and things are at a

Me and Kitty been hunting agen dis week.  Our score since Monday wiv der
young rats (hey, dey got a lot bigga!) is me 1, Kitty FC 2.
I still not quite got der hang of der killing bite like Kitty does.  She a
eggspurt at it.  I still lerning from her.

Well, we've got as far as knowing that she weighs about 3 kg.
We took her in yesterday to be tested for FeLV and FIV.  But the
language emanating from such a little cat was so appalling, that the vet
declined to deal with her - she made several swipes at him and his

Persia wanted in the closet.  She had to check it for greeblings even though
she spent the night in there (thunder).  I let her in but closed the door
partially because it swings open right in front of one of my stereo
speakers.  Suddenly I saw her peeking around the open door.  She ...

I'll tell her.  I've booked another trip.  I'm leaving on June 1st and will
return the evening of June 7th.  And yes, Persia and the
silly-bird-that-dunks-in-the-water, Peaches, will be in the "smelly place"
from May 31st until June 8th.  I hate to leave my babies but they take good

But not as long as the original. ;o)
The Rime of the Ancient Islander
PART I
An ancient Islander meeteth three kittens working on the Mouser, and

When I got up this morning (acutally about noon) I looked around and
didn't see the kits. Laid down in front of the dishwasher, and sure
enough  found all four the the bitties there. I had hoped they'd be
out of the kitchen so I could kitten proof it, but no such luck. I put

and all is right with life again.  My cats love my flowers and I think
Spring or Summer has come.  I planted petunias, some other kind of flower
and another kind that I don't know but the main fun was my cats.  They love
smelling the flowers.  I watched them as they sprawled out on ...

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The enclosed cartoon is a favourite Bonnie posture and the fly screen
doors are pitted and torn.
Further Bonnie antics include - peeing on the tin foil tray covering the

I was dealing with a crying, yowling kitty this morning.  Daddy had
taken Boone for a walk and apparently not having anyone to pick on upset
Oliver!  :-)  I had just come out of the bathroom and suddenly Oliver
stopped his crying and looked at something slightly above his head. I ...