SCHNELLES GELD KEIN WITZ!!!
Ich habe diesen Artikel im Internet gefunden und ich entschied
mich, das mal auszuprobieren.
Vor einigen Tagen habe ich die Zeitungen durchstöbert und stieß dabei auf

A woman is enjoying a game of gowf with her girlfriends one day.
"Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's been
working overtime to buy me a new car and will be really ticked if his meal's
not ready on time."

Just got back from a quite lovely afternoon jaunt on the bike. Vernon & headed
out into some beautiful Norfolk sunshine and had a pootle around the lanes. We
went from home to Beeston, Fransham, Dunham, Litcham, Mileham, Stanfield,
Longham & back to home. It was *wonderful*. Lambs ...

I just fixed dinner (yummy barbeque ribs), and went into the kitchen
to get a fudgesicle for dessert. What greeted me in the freezer was
one fudgesicle stacked on top of another, and the box in the trash.
I suddenly recalled that last night I got up and went into the kitchen

I've just spent a week in hot, humid Florida, visiting my family, who
all live in this area. This consists of mom and dad (divorced 30 years,
but friendly, and now living in roughly the same area) and two sisters.
And their 10 cats, all combined. One sister has 4, the other has 3, ...

Taipei, Free China (CTI) - White and tan "Tiger" made his successful
television debut - on the toilet.
Tiger showed off his skills Wednesday, hopping on the front end of the
toilet seat and carefully balancing himself as he did his business.

I think this 18.5 kg (41 pound) cat has been mentioned here
previously. Here's an update I saw on CNN.com yesterday:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/12/fat.cat.reut/index.html
Jeanne Hedge, as directed by Natasha

Sometimes I can't believe what the Evil 3 put this hoomin
through.....awakened from dead sleep at crack of dawn because Maluce decided
she wanted to park her plump rear end on top of my face and settle down.
Basic breathing instinct kicked in and hoomin head rotated so nose out in

She ate almost an entire can of Fancy Feast Salmon this morning and took her
liquid Clavamox like the good girl she is.  She's currently sacked out on an
afghan my Scottish grandmother knitted (grandma would roll over in her grave
if she thought an animal was on her afghan!).

Cats. Go figure ;-)
Tonight is *flea spray night*. Waffles *loathes* this. Never mind that it keeps
them from getting bitten by fleas & deters ticks. Oh no, it is most horrible
and an evil invention of mine to terrorise my felines.

    In my youth, many years ago, we had a middle-aged kitty-boy named
Sasa (short for Sausalito) who liked to pester our older lady cat, The
Puss Puss.  He did this out of a combination of jealousy and quest for
attention (of which he got plenty).

Just curious if anyone out there that has a cat (or two, or three....) that
is NOT afraid of the vaccum cleaner?  All of mine run as soon as they see
it.  Well except for Bob, but Bob is deaf so just kind of looks at it if it
nudges him.

Shamrock is on the bottom perch of the cat tree, sharpening his claws on
the post between bottom perch and perch above. Bonnie is on the floor
pawing the back of his legs. Paw... paw... (Shamrock ignores her, keeps on
scratching). Paw ... paw ... All of a sudden, Shamrock is done ...

Jody... bless his little heart, had to travel to Milan yesterday on a
business trip. He'll be there a full six days. No, he's not going to
have time to tour, that would have put him over for two weeks instead of
just the one. It's all business. But, that's another story.  This one ...

Cat roast:
http://tinyurl.com/3ybtt
Can a fella never enjoy himself in peace?
http://tinyurl.com/yqas8