Tampons.  Still in their wrapping.  Especially the OB kind.  Perfect
little missiles.  
Theresa
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    We've all seen a cat make 'covering up' paw swipes after putting
down something we think should just tickle our cat's appetite.  How
many of us have then gone and offered something else to kitty only to
have him or her repeat the behavior.  This is often followed with the

Do any of you use metal bowls to feed outside cats?  We are currently
using those disposable plastic bowls to feed Tiger at the office; I
was thinking of getting some metal bowls to use instead, but wonder if
they'll get too hot in the summer?  They will be in the shade, but it

Yesterday I noticed that my phone was blinking indicating I had a message.  I
picked up the phone, pressed retrieve message and I heard lots of static.  Then
over the static I heard, "This is the Mothership, calling for <scratch, static,
krrch>", then dialtone.  OMG.  The Mothership ...

Greetings...
Found this picture off a LiveJournal.  Had to pass it on.
http://www.digitalcarrion.com/pics/lj/kitties1.jpg
lal

   This activity is only open to male cat slaves.  When my wife and I
are sitting in my living room, Lady Jane Grey will frequently jump up
on my chest and then proceed to snuggle her head under my beard.
After making herself comfortable, she will then turn to my wife and

Mistoffelees and Grizzy have found a new toy to play with while i am asleep
or at work. its called the fridge. Doesnt look very exciting but they have
discovered its hidden treasures. I woke up to teh sound of silence thsi
morning with no Grizzy at my feet. My first thought was ...

Harvey's yowl's translated
"MOOOOOW" - Open the door for me!
"Meeeee!" - Give me food, for I am starving, you mean human you.
"Meh!" - Said when he ninja-jumps on your lap in order to investigate the yummy

Hi there.  I just got four more foster kittens added to my website.  Have
the grand total of nine fosters at the moment.  Kitten season is getting
started here in the 'burg.  Please feel free to look at the pics.  I'm in
love already (doesn't take much).  Problem is reminds me so ...

I need to rehome Oreo and Tootsie.  I'm moving to Alberta in a few months
time and there's no way i can fly four cats out there, two is going to be
bad enough.  I thought i'd start making an effort now before its too late
and i end up having to take them to a shelter.

You know all the stories from when I haven't let Otis as quickly as he
would've liked?  The time when he jumped *seven* feet into my open kitchen
window and put muddy paw prints over my cooking surface ... and the time
when he jumped about six feet up and attached himself to the ...

I had some hard wood flooring put in yesterday and the noise of the
hammering and generator's completely freaked Bonnie and Squeak out.
I found them both hiding under our bed and Squeak came out thinking it was
safe if I was there. I took him downstairs thinking that was best, ...

I just returned from a week long vacation to S. Lake Tahoe. I did some
skiing and got totally sunburned. The best part is that I won $300 while
I was there. Anyway the last 3 days I was out there I decided to rent a
car and drive out to the Pacific Ocean coast in California. My God ...

A friend sent me this link to a Yahoo/Reuters story about a four-eared
kitten turned in to a German shelter.  There are several pictures -
follow the link on the thumbnail in the main page, then the link to
the two-pictuer slide show.  The second of those is a side view that

The Mama Cat Webcam is now live during east coast USA daylight hours at:
http://69.133.141.218:8080/
the kittens have almost doubled in size and their eyes are beginning to open
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