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Theresa
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Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons; in an animal

HOW TO BATHE THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

Harvey was out on the deck, pounced on, caught and devoured a frog before I
fully woke up.
Also, I was too busy being grossed out to realizing he was EATING the poor
thing. I mean usually he gums it then lets it go. (He has teeth, he just never

I have 2 cats and my sister has three and she asked me if I knew of a way to
discourage
her kitties from a certain area around her pool and screened in patio and
how to prevent

Well, it was going to happen eventually.
I am no longer a Krispy Kreme virgin.
Da*n those things are good. A very kind friend transported them from the
closest KK - over 2 hours away. He went to the drive through and asked for

We have just booked a cruise to Alaska and hope to meet  members of the
group who might be unlucky enough to be in our path lol.
Here it is.   We leave New Zealand on  the 1st August and fly to San
Francisco for 3 days then onto to Vancouver for three days then do the

We've discussed animal collectors before-- how about this?
<http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&e=11&u=/ap/glut_of_goats>
They *are* quite lovable animals, but not in the living room. :(
Theresa

For the last month or so, we have been inundated with cluster flies all over
the house. Though the kitties love them, I'm getting tired of checking my
pop (soda) cans for floaters before drinking, so I went out and got myself
some fly strips.

Yesterday I went to visit Bev, taking with me my completed wedding photo
album for her to view, and relive that magic day!
I was met at the door by Bonnie, she wrapped herself around my legs, seeing
the door open she strolled outside but decided I was more interesting than

Just got back from a mid-day cycle jaunt around the lanes. *Glorious* The sun
is high, the sky is blue - a bit of a headwind, but manageable. Loads of lambs
in the fields, saw my first brimstone butterfly of the year and my first
tortoiseshell butterfly of the year. The primroses ...

Well, so far, the toilet training of Imp and Mischief is going well.
There still have been a few accidents, but nothing serious.  The
aluminum pan is now in the toilet, and both of them have used it, but
reluctantly.

My sweet little Persephone isn't the brightest pebble on the beach
(that's the Pooh reference).  Last night she hopped up on the couch
next to me and started tiddling in the corner of the couch - just like
she was fishing.  I wriggled my fingers for her and let her tiddle

Ha!  How cute!  In Australia they have the Easter Bilby instead of the
Easter Bunny :-)
http://www.easterbilby.com.au/default.asp
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Harvey FINALLY learned that he has to SAY something he if gets trapped on the
deck. Because humans aren't catepathic.

OK, so where was he? I knew he'd used the litter tray this morning, and he'd
eaten something, but he was gone. There was no way he'd left the house,
absolutely no way, every door and window had been shut tight all night.
Ade and I spent half an hour looking for him, then we had to ...