As much as I love this newsgroup, I now have to wonder if I'm spending
too much time here.
Today I was reading a magazine article about football, and it actually
*took me a minute* to realize that the player with RB beside his name

Thea & Bono returned to their winter quarters this weekend, after more than
two months at their summer residence. My parents brought them in the car and
they had an uneventful 10 hr drive, cats sleeping - they know when it's The
Long Drive and hardly bother to come out when they are ...

<one off-key hoomin voice and two yowling cats>
Hoppy Purrday to you,
Hoppy Purrday to you,
Hoppy Purrday dear Huuuugoooo,

Patty let me out of the d*ghouse long enough to give you the good news.
My previous echocardiogram showed my heart capacity had dropped from 45%
to 27%. Bad news. My new echocardiogram yesterday showed capacity back
up to 40%. Good news. I attribute the improvement to my clean ...

I consider Gizmo to be fairly well domesticated, that was until last night.
We were watching TV together (yes, she watches TV then talks to me in the
ads) when she wanted to play, so I started tickling her.....all was good for
a while until she bit me and started swiping me and ...

I don't know about you, but down here in the mid-South I have these really
disgusting crickets that always appear in my outdoor storage room on the
patio every summer.  They aren't regular crickets.  They are pale brown and
have extra long "jumping legs" and they can truly jump ...

Do you think that after I've returned home from the pirate voyage my meowmie
will acknowledge my fierce ferocious beastie nature and quit calling me her
"precious little snooky-boo?"
sheesh!