Cat Forum / General Topics / April 2004
Oh, how fast they forget!
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Mars Project - 22 Apr 2004 17:27 GMT Greeting Earthlings!
Yes it is I!! I have returned from the dead once again! I would like to take this time to thank Maria (Mari, Mmhsb, mymariashsb) for all her help and incouragement in the torture of 185 cats!! Congratulations Maria!! Remember this article? news:cefcb96b.0404062317.79512012@posting.google.com... Yes, true to my word I have taken a blowtorch to five cats for each of your ignoramous posts and an additional five for each crosspost, I singed the fur off 'em and disembowled them before feeding them to my Pitt-bulls! I even got the whole process on video. I share these torture videos in .mpeg format on Winmx and eMule, so be sure to download them and check out how cats act when injected with Clorox bleach (really funny) or gasoline (I never knew cats could jump that high!) Its all there for you to watch!! I have been doing science experiments too. Did you know that if cats are injected with Crystal-Meth they think they can win a fight against 12 Pitt-bulls? I even fed a pregnant mother cat LSD and PCP to see how the kittens would turn out. Results: 3 stillborn, 1 born with cysts and knots under its skin, 2 were born blind (one of these two was born with only three legs) and the other two got eaten by the dogs before I could check them out. I also have a video that I started sharing today of a Cat legs being dipped in Sulfuric acid until they dissolved up to the knees, ever seen a cat run about on nubs? (f.cking Hilarious!) Thanks to all my fans, all my troll friends for their help, and a special thanks to Maria for giving me the courage to continue. <Big 'ol smile>
Mars Project (In Uranus)
Mmhsb - 22 Apr 2004 19:49 GMT Wait you BASTARD for Revenge. Try taking some e instead, it might enhance your mood, you'll see the light and do yourself up instead. May you choke on your own vomit & slowly suffocate while being devoured by the infamous Hell-Lions. And no I don't forget - I hoped you'd see that only Hero's are worthy of admiration and 'arise' a new being.
> Greeting Earthlings! > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Mars Project (In Uranus) Pater Oblivion - 22 Apr 2004 21:02 GMT >>Greeting Earthlings! >> [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > Wait you BASTARD for Revenge. Try taking some e instead, it might enhance > your mood, you'll see the light and do yourself up instead. May you choke on
> your own vomit & slowly suffocate while being devoured by the infamous > Hell-Lions. And no I don't forget - I hoped you'd see that only Hero's are
> worthy of admiration and 'arise' a new being. don't toppost o o n p ' p don't toppost s t
Mars Project - 23 Apr 2004 05:30 GMT > Wait you BASTARD for Revenge. Try taking some e instead, it might enhance > your mood, you'll see the light and do yourself up instead. May you choke on > your own vomit & slowly suffocate while being devoured by the infamous > Hell-Lions. And no I don't forget - I hoped you'd see that only Hero's are > worthy of admiration and 'arise' a new being. Greetings Earthlings,
I considered your advice and took some "E" like you said and gave it to several of the cats I raise, they just f.cked like crazy until they collapsed! I got the best of it on film, I have to say I have never seen cats act so crazy and be so horny, (I hope that sh.t won't hurt my dogs after ingesting the remains). Thanks for keeping my dogs well fed Maria, they are actually getting fat from all the food they get thanks to your posts. I don't know why, but one of the cats on "E" started scratching itself, it completely removed one of its dark spots, leaving a gory, nasty, bloody wound exposing the bones and ribs in its left front leg and left side. It kept running and ramming itself into the wall and scratching itself, it was in a tremendous amount of pain so I took a dart from the dart-board and buried it to the feather, full force into the top of its quivering, shaking little skull three times, crimson squirted and gushed everywhere, the smell of the blood worked my Pitts into a feeding-frenzy and they shook, ripped apart, and devoured all of the cats that were on the drug. You could hear bones cracking as these dogs tore into a freshly doped up cat, vice-gripped it in their jaws and shook it from side to side with total brute force, popping, snapping bones and ripping the life from their flesh. So, if you have any more tips or experiments let me know! (To my friends on the P2P networks I'll get this video up as soon as possible) Thanks
Mars Project (In Uranus)
Jeannie - 23 Apr 2004 12:15 GMT I wish someone would give me an E, it might help me understand this thread.
Jeannie
Mars Project - 23 Apr 2004 19:07 GMT > I wish someone would give me an E, it might help me understand this thread. > > Jeannie Greetings Jeannie, Ecstacy or XTC = "E" , (Ecstacy = Marias Crazy Too, or E=MC2 for short)
Mars Project (In Uranus)
Laura R. - 25 Apr 2004 18:15 GMT circa Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:15:54 +0100, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, Jeannie (not@thisaddress.net) said,
> I wish someone would give me an E, it might help me understand this thread. It's called an unimaginative troll, and is best ignored.
Laura
 Signature I am Dyslexia of Borg, Your a.s will be laminated.
jen - 25 Apr 2004 18:16 GMT > circa Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:15:54 +0100, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, > Jeannie (not@thisaddress.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Laura Show us your tits, Laura.
Xomicron - 25 Apr 2004 20:56 GMT > circa Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:15:54 +0100, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, > Jeannie (not@thisaddress.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> > It's called an unimaginative troll, and is best ignored. Yet you couldn't help but reply to the thread.
Self-nuke noted.
Hammerer - 26 Apr 2004 05:09 GMT > circa Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:15:54 +0100, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, > Jeannie (not@thisaddress.net) said, [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Laura Me too! Can I respond to this thread by saying everyone should ignore it as well? Oh, can I?!
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