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Mars Project - 22 Apr 2004 17:27 GMT
Greeting Earthlings!

Yes it is I!! I have returned from the dead once again! I would like
to take this time to thank Maria (Mari, Mmhsb, mymariashsb) for all
her help and incouragement in the torture of 185 cats!!
Congratulations Maria!! Remember this article?
news:cefcb96b.0404062317.79512012@posting.google.com...
Yes, true to my word I have taken a blowtorch to five cats for each of
your ignoramous posts and an additional five for each crosspost, I
singed the fur off 'em and disembowled them before feeding them to my
Pitt-bulls! I even got  the whole process on video. I share these
torture videos in .mpeg format on Winmx and eMule, so be sure to
download them and check out how cats act when injected with Clorox
bleach (really funny) or gasoline (I never knew cats could jump that
high!) Its all there for you to watch!! I have been doing science
experiments too. Did you know that if cats are injected with
Crystal-Meth they think they can win a fight against 12 Pitt-bulls? I
even fed a pregnant mother cat LSD and PCP to see how the kittens
would turn out. Results: 3 stillborn, 1 born with cysts and knots
under its skin, 2 were born blind (one of these two was born with only
three legs) and the other two got eaten by the dogs before I could
check them out. I also have a video that I started sharing today of a
Cat legs being dipped in Sulfuric acid until they dissolved up to the
knees, ever seen a cat run about on nubs? (f.cking Hilarious!) Thanks
to all my fans, all my troll friends for their help, and a special
thanks to Maria for giving me the courage to continue. <Big 'ol smile>

Mars Project (In Uranus)
Mmhsb - 22 Apr 2004 19:49 GMT
Wait you BASTARD for Revenge. Try taking some e instead, it might enhance
your mood, you'll see the light and do yourself up instead. May you choke on
your own vomit & slowly suffocate while being devoured by the infamous
Hell-Lions. And no I don't forget - I hoped you'd see that only Hero's are
worthy of admiration and 'arise' a new being.
> Greeting Earthlings!
>
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>
> Mars Project (In Uranus)
Pater Oblivion - 22 Apr 2004 21:02 GMT
>>Greeting Earthlings!
>>
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> Wait you BASTARD for Revenge. Try taking some e instead, it might enhance
> your mood, you'll see the light and do yourself up instead. May you
choke on
> your own vomit & slowly suffocate while being devoured by the infamous
> Hell-Lions. And no I don't forget - I hoped you'd see that only
Hero's are
> worthy of admiration and 'arise' a new being.

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Mars Project - 23 Apr 2004 05:30 GMT
> Wait you BASTARD for Revenge. Try taking some e instead, it might enhance
> your mood, you'll see the light and do yourself up instead. May you choke on
> your own vomit & slowly suffocate while being devoured by the infamous
> Hell-Lions. And no I don't forget - I hoped you'd see that only Hero's are
> worthy of admiration and 'arise' a new being.

Greetings Earthlings,

I considered your advice and took some "E" like you said and gave it
to several of the cats I raise, they just f.cked like crazy until they
collapsed! I got the best of it on film, I have to say I have never
seen cats act so crazy and be so horny, (I hope that sh.t won't hurt
my dogs after ingesting the remains). Thanks for keeping my dogs well
fed Maria, they are actually getting fat from all the food they get
thanks to your posts. I don't know why, but one of the cats on "E"
started scratching itself, it completely removed one of its dark
spots, leaving a gory, nasty, bloody wound exposing the bones and ribs
in its left front leg and left side. It kept running and ramming
itself into the wall and scratching itself, it was in a tremendous
amount of pain so I took a dart from the dart-board and buried it to
the feather, full force into the top of its quivering, shaking little
skull three times, crimson squirted and gushed everywhere, the smell
of the blood worked my Pitts into a feeding-frenzy and they shook,
ripped apart, and devoured all of the cats that were on the drug. You
could hear bones cracking as these dogs tore into a freshly doped up
cat, vice-gripped it in their jaws and shook it from side to side with
total brute force, popping, snapping bones and ripping the life from
their flesh. So, if you have any more tips or experiments let me know!
(To my friends on the P2P networks I'll get this video up as soon as
possible) Thanks

Mars Project (In Uranus)
Jeannie - 23 Apr 2004 12:15 GMT
I wish someone would give me an E, it might help me understand this thread.

Jeannie
Mars Project - 23 Apr 2004 19:07 GMT
> I wish someone would give me an E, it might help me understand this thread.
>
> Jeannie

Greetings Jeannie,
Ecstacy or XTC = "E" , (Ecstacy = Marias Crazy Too, or E=MC2 for short)

Mars Project (In Uranus)
Laura R. - 25 Apr 2004 18:15 GMT
circa Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:15:54 +0100, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
Jeannie (not@thisaddress.net) said,
> I wish someone would give me an E, it might help me understand this thread.

It's called an unimaginative troll, and is best ignored.

Laura
Signature

I am Dyslexia of Borg,
Your a.s will be laminated.

jen - 25 Apr 2004 18:16 GMT
> circa Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:15:54 +0100, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
> Jeannie (not@thisaddress.net) said,
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>
> Laura

Show us your tits, Laura.
Xomicron - 25 Apr 2004 20:56 GMT
> circa Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:15:54 +0100, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
> Jeannie (not@thisaddress.net) said,
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>>
> It's called an unimaginative troll, and is best ignored.

Yet you couldn't help but reply to the thread.

Self-nuke noted.
Hammerer - 26 Apr 2004 05:09 GMT
> circa Fri, 23 Apr 2004 12:15:54 +0100, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav,
> Jeannie (not@thisaddress.net) said,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Laura

Me too! Can I respond to this thread by saying everyone should ignore it as
well? Oh, can I?!
 
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