Kama Sutra

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Gee - 21 Apr 2004 04:44 GMT

he he
he he
he he, etc......

Does anyone know if there's a Kama Sutra for cats? Only, I need
to brush up on my feline anal-buggery techniques cos a new cat's
just moved into town and I want to sodomize its sphincter bad!

Also, does anyone know how long a cat can be held underwater
before it drowns? I'm sure they must last longer than 26 seconds
(my record), so I must be doing something wrong. Maybe if I
poked their eyes out first?

I am the REAL Gee.

he he.

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Gee - 22 Apr 2004 01:05 GMT

> he he
> he he
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You can't be the real Gee!! I am the real Gee!.. he he ..you are
really making me laugh now ..he he... and I would never do that to my
neigbors cat! I only sodomize my own cats..he he

The real, real Gee.

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Fish People - 22 Apr 2004 19:06 GMT

Try holding it around the neck when it's under water. That will stop the
water getting in when it panics. I find they always drown if you don't hold
the neck very firmly.

> Also, does anyone know how long a cat can be held underwater
> before it drowns? I'm sure they must last longer than 26 seconds
> (my record), so I must be doing something wrong. Maybe if I
> poked their eyes out first?

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