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Cat Forum / General Topics / April 2004Not just for XMAS!
I received a lovely little black & white kitten for Christmas, and at the time I really loved her, and took care of her. Unfortunately, now that it's grown up and has started to maul my furniture, stink the place out, and cost a fortune to feed, I reckon its time to get rid of it. What does one do in this situation? I know I could always give it to some animal welfare group, but I can't be bothered with all the paperwork. So I'm thinking of just putting it out of its misery. What's the best method? I've considered a number of options, and I wonder if anyone has any experience of them : [1] Drowning (bath, or tieing a rock to it and throwing it in a lake). [2] Suffocation (plastic bag, or taping its mouth & nose up). [3] Electrocution (could mix this with the bath idea, and drop in a mains-powered radio, or something; otherwise; just touching it with a live wire). [4] Cutting its throat. [5] Burying it alive. [6] Giving it an overdose of something. [7] Simply beating it to death. I'd shoot it, but I don't have a gun. Comments appreciated. Thanks. -=- This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services. >I received a lovely little black & white kitten for Christmas, >and at the time I really loved her, and took care of her. [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > >Idiot troll! >I'd shoot it, but I don't have a gun. Comments appreciated. >Thanks. You're a sick one, and should be shot yourself. ------------------------------------------------ WypeOut Replies: Wypeout808 at Hotmail dot com After a long day of freaking out about the spyware sucking up their life blood Dr Bellcat said: > I received a lovely little black & white kitten for Christmas, > and at the time I really loved her, and took care of her. [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > -=- > This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services. You'll find no joy in burying it alive and chances are it will make a run for it about the time you go to throwing the first shovel full back in the hole. The taping of it's nose and mouth will no doubt only lead to your being scratched nearly to death. T he plastic bag ain't bad, although I think you will get little satisfaction from it. The water and electricity now that's an idea.  SignatureJ You can catch more flies with sugar than you can with vinegar, but a dead squirell works best. > I received a lovely little black & white kitten for Christmas, > and at the time I really loved her, and took care of her. [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > I'd shoot it, but I don't have a gun. Comments appreciated. > Thanks. Here is my comment: (Gee could not be bothered to comment to trolls like you, so will killfile you instead) In article <bFjgc.74$GY1.57@newsfe3-win.server.ntli.net> "Gee" <Gee@canttellya.com> bit back his rage, and commented (!!!): > Here is my comment: > > (Gee could not be bothered to comment to trolls like you, so will killfile > you instead) Gee - you've been and gone and done me in, haven't you! You're too smart for THIS troll, you betcha! Will I never learn?! Wow - killfiled! That sure showed me! And such wit, too!!! Actually, I just ended up bashing the little f.ckers head in with a crowbar. Worked like a dream. -=- This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services. > Here is my comment: > > (Gee could not be bothered to comment to trolls like you, so will killfile > you instead) Gee is replying to troooooolllllllls......trolllllllls in the newsgroup Gee is a trooollllllll!!! >> Here is my comment: >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Gee is replying to troooooolllllllls......trolllllllls in the > newsgroup Gee is a trooollllllll!!! maybe you should up the dosage. Do you have any recipes for feline fodder fricasee you would like to discuss? "Tina Laitinen" <tinalaitinen@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > (Gee could not be bothered to comment to trolls like you, so will killfile > > you instead) > > Gee is replying to troooooolllllllls......trolllllllls in the > newsgroup Gee is a trooollllllll!!! I checked your e-mail. You are a fake Tina Laitinen. Tina doesn;t have a yahoo account. So nice try, but you are not gonna fool anyone. And in case youa re planning to reply to this, I won;t be seeing it, cos I will killfile you too, becuase let;s face it, you are not even a proper troll, you are a troll faker! Youa re the weakest link. Goodby! Gee > "Tina Laitinen" <tinalaitinen@yahoo.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Youa re the weakest link. Goodby! How extraordinary :-) - Hey Gee - get yourself a spellchecker! - and find out about apostrophes. Sheesh... "anthonyberet" <nospam@menow.invalid> wrote in message news:40841655$0$95314 > > I checked your e-mail. You are a fake Tina Laitinen. Tina doesn;t > > have a yahoo account. So nice try, but you are not gonna fool anyone. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > - Hey Gee - get yourself a spellchecker! - and find out about apostrophes. > Sheesh... Greetings Anthony I thought 4 a sec " this guy is yet another troll this cat group is riddled with" but quick search on google produced many posts from U which I checked & realized that U really r probably jus sum old bloke whose main interest in life really is - well - SPELLING he he. May I there4 strongly suggest alt.spelling.losers 4u, & if it doesnt yet exist perhaps u ought 2 create it, so all of U Bob Braindamagedley type losers who ave time 2 moan bout OT spelling & top posting, can gather there & well, moan'n'whinge about things normal ppl have no time 4. Funny how U told sum1 out there they "wouldn;t wanna be anti-social". http://groups.google.com/groups?q=anthonyberet&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&selm= ag9fj4%24jc9cv%241%40ID-125339.news.dfncis.de&rnum=10 U ought 2 follow yr own advice. U obviously also haven;t noticed that this is actually a CAT newsgroup, n original troll posted a cat q, in order 2 upset ppl here, in CAT newsgroup. Spelling is (oddly enough), NOT of utmost priority in CAT newsgroup,but shockingly enough, luv 4 cats! So I WILL continue NOT using a spellchecker if I feel like it & since that bothers U beyond normal human being comprehension, I strongly suggest U leave this group or stop crossposting here from which ever group U moan about spelling usually.(Discuss da original Xpost w original Xposter). I sincerely hope that my misspelled, txting style of posting didnt give U much headache in trying 2 understand wot on Earth am I on about. If that is da case, U may wanna ask yr grandson 2 translate it 4ya. Kebab back @cha he he :) Gee PS: And message 2 all the other decent users of Cat newsgroup/winmx group: Sorry for being so harsh on this loser, but I am jus so sick and tired of ppl wasting anyones time on spelling/top posting cr#p when there are so many more important topics out there! > "anthonyberet" <nospam@menow.invalid> wrote in message > news:40841655$0$95314 [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > "wouldn;t > wanna be anti-social". http://groups.google.com/groups?q=anthonyberet&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&s elm=ag9fj4%24jc9cv%241%40ID-125339.news.dfncis.de&rnum=10 > U ought 2 follow yr own advice. > [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > so many > more important topics out there! aww NOO!! I got me another o' them there st0rkerrzz ;-) (I thought you plonked me....) > I received a lovely little black & white kitten for Christmas, > and at the time I really loved her, and took care of her. [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > I'd shoot it, but I don't have a gun. Comments appreciated. > Thanks. Wrapping it in cling film and putting it in the microwave is an always entertaining option.... SignatureLittleMissMikey I make jokes for my own benefit... Don't feel obliged to laugh... Little Miss Mikey slowly sucked the trolls cock then spit the spunk out here: > Wrapping it in cling film and putting it in the microwave is an always > entertaining option.... Quit replying to the trolls you crotch-licking whore! If I wanted your opinions in the cat group I would ask your man! Apparently your man doesn't beat you into submission enough. Get a clue bitch! Victor Martinez > Little Miss Mikey slowly sucked the trolls cock then spit the spunk > out here: [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Victor Martinez despite you're being a netcop and all Vic, I find that it is often fun just to throw fluffy on the broiler live and set the oven for five hundred degrees for an hour. Cat suffers horribly and comes out cajun. >Little Miss Mikey slowly sucked the trolls cock then spit the spunk >out here: [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Victor Martinez Abuse report filed Doesn't Nan's reply sound just like Baghdad Bob? SignatureThe ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)? http://www.geocities.com/the_magic_mood_jeep/ http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep > >Little Miss Mikey slowly sucked the trolls cock then spit the spunk > >out here: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Abuse report filed > Little Miss Mikey slowly sucked the trolls cock then spit the spunk > out here: [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Victor Martinez I didn't realise he was a troll, I thought he was human. I'm not sure how trolls kill cats, I guess they eat them raw. If the troll follows my advice at least he won't be risking salmanela as the meat will be well cooked... SignatureLittleMissMikey I make jokes for my own benefit... Don't feel obliged to laugh... >> I received a lovely little black & white kitten for Christmas, >> and at the time I really loved her, and took care of her. [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > Wrapping it in cling film and putting it in the microwave is an always > entertaining option.... Place in vaccum cleaner bag, dirty, throw off bridge. Slow, smelly, painful, works for me. "Little Miss Mikey" <littlemissmikey@gmx.net> wrote in message > > I'd shoot it, but I don't have a gun. Comments appreciated. > > Thanks. > > > Wrapping it in cling film and putting it in the microwave is an always > entertaining option.... May I suggest alt.desperate.trolls for all of you trolls to mingle, get to know each other better, and create friends and family you so obviously don't have and desperately need. You are fooling nobody here. Killfiled. Goodby. > "Little Miss Mikey" <littlemissmikey@gmx.net> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Goodby. Goodbye has an 'e' on the end. > > Goodby. > > Goodbye has an 'e' on the end. NOOOOOOO !!!!! Realllyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! You kiddin me!!!!!!!!! WOW!!! You are so clever!!!! Your mama must be soooooooooo proud you can spell wonderfully at your age! Which is -what- 57? I must give you a spelling award. <sigh> ...another spelldicted loser... THIS IS INTERNET DUDE. Not a school. Also, I haven;t got as much time to waste as you do, so just like I told others, if U have an issue with spelling go to alt.spelling.losers & whine &moan about it there. I will continue NOT spellchecking if I feel like it, so deal with it. There are MUCH more important things in this world and these newsgroups than spelling & top posting "issues". Not everyone was born British daaah! Nor everyone pays more attention 2 useless stuff like U do than to more useful subjects. Get with naughties dude and learn some texting way misspelled lingo. It's actually trendy nowdays! (Oh mobile texting must really upset U he he) Gee > > > Goodby. > > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Gee awwwww...... not on my rug........... man ;) > > Get with naughties dude and learn some texting way misspelled lingo. It's > > actually trendy nowdays! (Oh mobile texting must really upset U he he) by the way, it's txting ...and yeah i think the world is slowly becoming ever-increasingly retarded with little girlies and their cutesie wee fonies :-/ > > > Goodby. > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > THIS IS INTERNET DUDE. > Gee Are you really "INTERNET DUDE"?? Do you wear tights and a cape too? Do you have a big "I" on your chest? Just curious INTERNET DUDE!! PS. Do you ever get to hang around with Superman and his robotic wheelchair? JBH > May I suggest alt.desperate.trolls for all of you trolls to mingle, get to > know each other better, and create friends and family you so obviously > don't have and desperately need. You are fooling nobody here. You could try alt.i.whine.too.much.have.no.sense.of.humour.or.personality SignatureLittleMissMikey I make jokes for my own benefit... Don't feel obliged to laugh... > > May I suggest alt.desperate.trolls for all of you trolls to mingle, get to > > know each other better, and create friends and family you so obviously > > don't have and desperately need. You are fooling nobody here. > > > You could try > alt.i.whine.too.much.have.no.sense.of.humour.or.personality Gee is a *special* guy, with a pure hatred for women. He probably killfiled you like he does everyone else. I think he only reads his own posts....eh...yeah...I noticed your name says "Miss" so you must be single and I am so horny....uhn..oh...ooo....uhhn...oh yessssss.....Sorry, got side tracked there, as I was saying are you interested? Maria > > > May I suggest alt.desperate.trolls for all of you trolls to mingle, get to > > > know each other better, and create friends and family you so obviously [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > yessssss.....Sorry, got side tracked there, as I was saying are you > interested? Maria Interested in him or you? The question is confused... :) SignatureLittleMissMikey I make jokes for my own benefit... Don't feel obliged to laugh... > > > > May I suggest alt.desperate.trolls for all of you trolls to mingle, get to > > > > know each other better, and create friends and family you so obviously [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > > Interested in him or you? The question is confused... :) I am talking about myself sweetheart, are you into a little one on one, female on female hot, hot, hot action? I find myself mastubating while reading your posts, you really turn me on. Maria > > > > > May I suggest alt.desperate.trolls for all of you trolls to mingle, get to > > > > > know each other better, and create friends and family you so obviously [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > one, female on female hot, hot, hot action? I find myself mastubating > while reading your posts, you really turn me on. Maria You don't sound convincing... I'll stick to stroking my own pussy, thanks... LOL SignatureLittleMissMikey I make jokes for my own benefit... Don't feel obliged to laugh... >I received a lovely little black & white kitten for Christmas, >and at the time I really loved her, and took care of her. [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] >I'd shoot it, but I don't have a gun. Comments appreciated. >Thanks. These steps should work perfectly ... 1)Go to the top of a very high building (nothing below 20 floors.) 2)Holding the cat in front of you, jump off. 3)As you descend make sure the cat is between you and ground. 4)Use the cat to break your fall. This last step will assure your safety and the cat will be a deceased cat. If you follow these steps exactly and it doesn't work for you exactly as I have indicated please send me an e-mail at your earliest convenince. Glad to help. >-=- >This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services. >I received a lovely little black & white kitten for Christmas, >and at the time I really loved her, and took care of her. [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] >-=- >This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services. Pathetic, and killfiled. -- Stephen Horgan "intelligent people will tend to overvalue intelligence"
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