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Lesson one: The circle of Life

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unity - 18 Apr 2004 00:19 GMT
Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.

Unity is the union of all things and in this, my first lesson, I shall
discuss the circle of life and how it apllies to the evils of the world.
The circle of life can be likened to a tree that is born of the earth, and
gives root to the tree, and the tree then sprouts it's many leaves which
symbolize the many things in the world, and as the seasons change, the
leaves fall back to the earth and shrivel, giving the earth back the
nutrients needed to grow more trees. This is the circle of life, provided
to us by Gaea, who is Mother Earth. I am her emissary.

Feminism is to be avoided as Man was made to hunt and Women to gather,
when women go forth to seek their independence, the cycle is broken, and
Gaea, who is Mother Earth, is displeased.

Smoking is bad, because it weakens one's resolve through addiction and
poisons the body and the soul. It weakens man, who is the zenith of the
circle of life, provided by Gaea, who is Mother Earth.

Veganism and Vegitarianism are bad as well, they deny man his role as
hunter, and weaken his character, man is omnivorous, and must consume
meat. Veganism is thus a moral poison unto Gaea, who is Mother Earth.

Raising Children in the present era is a moral poison as well, is doing
so, Gaea is overpopulated, and doomed in the long run. Without Gaea, who
is Mother Earth, there is only the abyss.

This has been her first lesson, there will be more.
Anna Konda - 18 Apr 2004 04:20 GMT
> Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.

You're fired.
revlove - 18 Apr 2004 04:30 GMT
> > Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.
>
> You're fired.

Ha.  That's hard to Trump.

~rev
screedmonkey - 18 Apr 2004 19:13 GMT
>> Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.
>
> You're fired.

>ha ha!<
Peter J Ross - 18 Apr 2004 06:00 GMT
> Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.
                            ^^^^^^^^
Gaea don't spell vewy well, do she?
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PJR :-)

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Meat-->Plow - 21 Apr 2004 14:16 GMT
>> Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.
>                             ^^^^^^^^
>Gaea don't spell vewy well, do she?

Emmisarys of Gaea as a rule aren't grammatically proficient.
Victor Martinez - 18 Apr 2004 17:38 GMT
unity got f.cked in the a.s and this dribbled down her crack;
> Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.

QUIT WITH YOUR CROSSPOSTING TO THE CATS GROUP!!
Us cat lovers don't give a flying f.ck about your witchcraft bullshit,
so go sell it to some middle-eastern country who have no better sense
than to follow a false prophet like Mohammed. I say thank you and f.ck
you in the same breath!

Victor Martinez
screedmonkey - 18 Apr 2004 19:14 GMT
> unity got f.cked in the a.s and this dribbled down her crack;
>> Greetings, I am unity, the emmisary of Gaea, who is Mother Earth.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Victor Martinez

do you have any cat recipes you would like to discus, mister crybaby?

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