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Tina Laitinen - 24 Jan 2004 04:37 GMT
If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
cat kind?

Tina

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richard<fullstop>horton - 24 Jan 2004 08:28 GMT
> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> cat kind?
>
> Tina

Fund the local cat welfare group - we live near Cardiff and the RSPCA
have closed down their shelter so there is one cat charity left running
a shelter and neutering service for ferals... can't think of much better
than that...

(on a non-serious note I know our cats would like us to buy them a
mansion with nice big clasical stairs so they can race up and down
them... not to mention a big pile of tuna cat food and the biggest cat
scratching post ever seen ;>)

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John Llort - 24 Jan 2004 09:48 GMT
> > If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> > cat kind?
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> them... not to mention a big pile of tuna cat food and the biggest cat
> scratching post ever seen ;>)

I would rather invest it, enjoy it and save for my children/grandchildren.
m. L. Briggs - 24 Jan 2004 19:14 GMT
>> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
>> cat kind?
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>them... not to mention a big pile of tuna cat food and the biggest cat
>scratching post ever seen ;>)

Have you read any of the "Cat Who ---" books?  The author is Lillian
Jackson Braun.The main charactor is a man who inherits millions (he
loves cats).  He buys a barn in the country and converts it to living
quarters.  The  barn has ramps on three stories for the cats.  They
have great fun running up and down.  The male Siamese is psychic and
helps the man solve mysteries -=- great fun to read.
Ivor Jones - 24 Jan 2004 19:49 GMT
> >> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> >> cat kind?
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> have great fun running up and down.  The male Siamese is psychic and
> helps the man solve mysteries -=- great fun to read.

Yes I've read a couple of those, great stuff :-)

Ivor
Notta - 26 Jan 2004 23:09 GMT
m. L. Briggs <mlbriggs@nospam.net> wrote the following words of wisdom:

>>> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the
>>> good of cat kind?
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> have great fun running up and down.  The male Siamese is psychic and
> helps the man solve mysteries -=- great fun to read.

I read one of those. I just couldn't seem to get it going. She has a lot
of them so somebody must like them. But, after trying to get thru it (it
took over a week and for me that is a record), I decided no more. Glad to
meet one of those who does enjoy them tho. Some other esoteric mystery
type writers like that are Janet Evanonvich and Lawrence Block. In his
Bernie the burglar series, Bernie has cat(s).
m. L. Briggs - 27 Jan 2004 00:18 GMT
>m. L. Briggs <mlbriggs@nospam.net> wrote the following words of wisdom:
>
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>type writers like that are Janet Evanonvich and Lawrence Block. In his
>Bernie the burglar series, Bernie has cat(s).

I think you need to start with book No. 1 and then read them in
sequence.
Tina Laitinen - 27 Jan 2004 03:45 GMT
> >m. L. Briggs <mlbriggs@nospam.net> wrote the following words of wisdom:
> >
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
> I think you need to start with book No. 1 and then read them in
> sequence.

I like this I got a different topic going and no one's yellin at anyone and
accussin em of being a Troll...

I am so Smart
I am so Smart
SMRT
I mean Smart!!

Tina
Diana - 27 Jan 2004 21:47 GMT
Tina Laitinen at tina.laitinen@rogers.com wrote on1/26/04 10:45 PM:

> I like this I got a different topic going and no one's yellin at anyone and
> accussin em of being a Troll...
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Tina

You go, Girl!!!
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Ben Coulson - 30 Jan 2004 21:02 GMT
> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> cat kind?

Send The Boys round to teach this guy a lesson:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/3168323.stm

=# Ben #=
Tina Laitinen - 31 Jan 2004 02:23 GMT
> > If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> > cat kind?
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> =# Ben #=

I agree with you on this one.

Tina
John Llort - 24 Jan 2004 09:48 GMT
> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> cat kind?
>
> Tina

Upgrade his food to Nutro, and invest the millions so I do not have to work.
Bill - 24 Jan 2004 14:31 GMT
John *TROLL* again

>>If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
>>cat kind?
>>
>>Tina
>
> Upgrade his food to Nutro, and invest the millions so I do not have to work.
m. L. Briggs - 24 Jan 2004 19:19 GMT
>John *TROLL* again
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>>
>> Upgrade his food to Nutro, and invest the millions so I do not have to work.

No trolling here ... He is apparently trying to talk about something
useful and more interesing  than     some of the usual topics.
Bill - 24 Jan 2004 21:40 GMT
Hmmmm! I don't know.
I saw him somewhere else and he was trolling

>>John *TROLL* again
>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> No trolling here ... He is apparently trying to talk about something
> useful and more interesing  than     some of the usual topics.
Victor Martinez - 24 Jan 2004 18:07 GMT
> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> cat kind?

First I would establish a trust fund to care for my cats when I'm gone.
The rest I would invest so I can make large monthly donations to all the
cat charities I support.

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Ivor Jones - 24 Jan 2004 19:51 GMT
> > If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> > cat kind?
>
> First I would establish a trust fund to care for my cats when I'm gone.
> The rest I would invest so I can make large monthly donations to all the
> cat charities I support.

I volunteer at my local Cats Protection shelter and I'd invest so they
could upgrade their facilities.

Ivor
Craig Petersen - 25 Jan 2004 04:58 GMT
> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> cat kind?
>
> Tina

I would invest it and user the intrest to sue animal abusers
Craig Petersen - 25 Jan 2004 05:05 GMT
>> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the
>> good of
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>>
> I would invest it and user the intrest to sue animal abusers

I would invest it and use the interest to sue animal abusers to give
them the sentence they deserve.
Can't Spell - 26 Jan 2004 11:51 GMT
"Tina Laitinen" <tina.laitinen@rogers.com> wrote the following words of
wisdom:

> If you had a million dollars what would you do for your cat or the good of
> cat kind?
>
> Tina

Well, first off, a paltry million dollars just wouldn't do justice to what I
would like to do to or for (depending on how you look at it I guess) cat kind
and their owners.

I would gather all of the cat owners in the world together and get a poll on
the best place in the world to live. Majority rules in this case. Then I
would buy that area, put a fence 60 or 70 feet high and buried deep into the
ground all the way around it. Then I would put all of the cats and the cat
lovers into it and block it off. That way, my asthma and other various
allergies might just leave me in peace for awhile.

Since I don't particularly care for cats, this is an ideal solution to me.
Too bad for the cat owner minority tho. And of course, I would have to make
sure I still had lots of dough left over for me and mine to be on the other
side of the planet well away from the loud meowing of let me out so that I
can shed tons of cat hair, choke on it and then spit it out and so I can be a
lazy bum all the while acting as if I am of royalty cats.
Bill - 26 Jan 2004 13:03 GMT
Why are you in this forum if you don't like cats?

> "Tina Laitinen" <tina.laitinen@rogers.com> wrote the following words of
> wisdom:
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
> can shed tons of cat hair, choke on it and then spit it out and so I can be a
> lazy bum all the while acting as if I am of royalty cats.
Victor Martinez - 26 Jan 2004 13:42 GMT
> Why are you in this forum if you don't like cats?

Trolling?

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Bill - 26 Jan 2004 15:46 GMT
It's probably John the troll again.

>> Why are you in this forum if you don't like cats?
>
> Trolling?
Can't Spell - 26 Jan 2004 23:01 GMT
Bill <rat@tattat.com> wrote the following words of wisdom:

> It's probably John the troll again.
>
>>> Why are you in this forum if you don't like cats?
>>
>> Trolling?

Nope, I ain't him. It seems to me that, as trolls go, he is pretty benign,
but curiously upfront about who he is.
Bill - 27 Jan 2004 00:59 GMT
OK I recind. Sorry I jumped the gun.
Peace,
Bill

> Bill <rat@tattat.com> wrote the following words of wisdom:
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> Nope, I ain't him. It seems to me that, as trolls go, he is pretty benign,
> but curiously upfront about who he is.
Can't Spell - 26 Jan 2004 23:00 GMT
Victor Martinez <me@nospam.com> wrote the following words of wisdom:

>> Why are you in this forum if you don't like cats?
>
> Trolling?

No, not a troll. At least I don't think I'm a troll. I offered what I felt
was a humorous answer to an interesting question. I tend to forget that some
cat owners tend to think the end all be all world is a cat's world.
Lee Waun - 27 Jan 2004 01:32 GMT
> Victor Martinez <me@nospam.com> wrote the following words of wisdom:
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> was a humorous answer to an interesting question. I tend to forget that some
> cat owners tend to think the end all be all world is a cat's world.

Since you don't like cats get out of here you stupid jerk.
Diana - 27 Jan 2004 01:56 GMT
Lee Waun at leewaun@telus.net wrote on1/26/04 8:32 PM:

>> Victor Martinez <me@nospam.com> wrote the following words of wisdom:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Since you don't like cats get out of here you stupid jerk.

Hmm.  I like to think (although I am a dog lover, too) of cat lovers as
acting more catlike instead of doglike.  Meaning cool, composed, secure in
their sense of self worth -- as opposed to gullible and excitable, as are
dogs.  When somebody pulls your chain, just hold your tail high, put your
nose in the air, walk a few paces away, sit down and get all absorbed in
having a good wash.  Cat lovers know they're superior.  :)
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John Llort - 27 Jan 2004 04:48 GMT
> Hmm.  I like to think (although I am a dog lover, too) of cat lovers as
> acting more catlike instead of doglike.  Meaning cool, composed, secure in
> their sense of self worth -- as opposed to gullible and excitable, as are
> dogs.  When somebody pulls your chain, just hold your tail high, put your
> nose in the air, walk a few paces away, sit down and get all absorbed in
> having a good wash.  Cat lovers know they're superior.  :)

You forgot to add cold,distant and abandoning.
Diana - 27 Jan 2004 21:59 GMT
John Llort at jllort@aol.com wrote on1/26/04 11:48 PM:

>> Hmm.  I like to think (although I am a dog lover, too) of cat lovers as
>> acting more catlike instead of doglike.  Meaning cool, composed, secure in
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> You forgot to add cold,distant and abandoning.

No, no.  You misinterpret the cat purrsonality, Nhoj.  The so-called
aloofness that cats are famous for is actually concession of territory by
the "aloofor" to the "aloofee".  The affection of a cat must of course be
earned.  That's one of the big differences from dogs, who are typically
ingratiatingly loyal even to those who mistreat them -- a virtuous quality
in a sense, somewhat adaptive in a sense, but not what I would choose for
myself.  BTW, I find you an interesting poster -- just don't push the
cat-negative attitude, or people on here will likely start ignoring you.  If
this happens, you will find us cold, distant, and abandoning, when we are
simply offering you your own territory, different from ours.
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Can't Spell - 27 Jan 2004 05:14 GMT
Diana <imspamlessdiana@bellsouth.net.iwish> wrote the following words of
wisdom:

> Hmm.  I like to think (although I am a dog lover, too) of cat lovers as
> acting more catlike instead of doglike.  Meaning cool, composed, secure
> in their sense of self worth -- as opposed to gullible and excitable, as
> are dogs.  When somebody pulls your chain, just hold your tail high, put
> your nose in the air, walk a few paces away, sit down and get all
> absorbed in having a good wash.  Cat lovers know they're superior.  :)

Well, I wouldn't go that far. I think cat lovers are just like cats tho.
Definitely a different breed of animal. ;-)

Have an awesome day Diana.
Diana - 27 Jan 2004 22:01 GMT
Can't Spell at no_onehere@RemoveThishotmail.com wrote on1/27/04 12:14 AM:

> Diana <imspamlessdiana@bellsouth.net.iwish> wrote the following words of
> wisdom:
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Have an awesome day Diana.

Why, thank you, CS.  And also to you.
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Can't Spell - 27 Jan 2004 05:12 GMT
"Lee Waun" <leewaun@telus.net> wrote the following words of wis...well,
whatever you want to call it I guess:

> Since you don't like cats get out of here you stupid jerk.

Wow, now that was an intelligent response. You must be one of the ones to
take it to the extreme I guess. I tell you what. You can call me whatever you
want all day and I will just smile a superior smile and go about my business.
Seem fair to you? It does to me :-)
richard<fullstop>horton - 26 Jan 2004 19:41 GMT
> Why are you in this forum if you don't like cats?

He kind of has a good point ... just reverse it so we get to pick a
place for all the non-cat lovers, stick them in there so our moggies and
their human slaves can live in a world free of people moaning about our
little fur friends (masters?)...

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host finally dies..."
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Can't Spell - 26 Jan 2004 23:04 GMT
"richard<fullstop>horton" <"richard<fullstop>horton"@solstans.remove.co.uk>
wrote the following words of wisdom:

>> Why are you in this forum if you don't like cats?
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> --

Hey now, there are more of us than there are of you. That might make an
interesting sci-fi book tho. A race comes down and wipes out most of
humanity. The only ones left have just one thing in common, they are cat
owners. Turns out that the alien race is a feline one and they recognize the
true rulers of the planet called earth and they spare their human minions.
m. L. Briggs - 27 Jan 2004 00:22 GMT
>"richard<fullstop>horton" <"richard<fullstop>horton"@solstans.remove.co.uk>
>wrote the following words of wisdom:
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>owners. Turns out that the alien race is a feline one and they recognize the
>true rulers of the planet called earth and they spare their human minions.

You have the outline and a good imagination -- now write the story.
Maybe you will make a million.
Can't Spell - 26 Jan 2004 22:59 GMT
Bill <rat@tattat.com> wrote the following words of wisdom:

> Why are you in this forum if you don't like cats?

Well, we made our two indoor cats outdoor cats. Had too. The territorial
peeing and ruining of the furniture got into the thousands of dollars.
Anyways, we recently got puppies. Mini-Poodles as a matter of fact. But, have
you seen the Poodle NG. Totally empty. They built it and no one came. I still
wanted that sense of community with other pet owners tho and since we still
have cats (albiet outdoor ones), I figured why not here.
 
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