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Adam Helberg - 03 Dec 2003 06:51 GMT

My cat Fred is now 22 weeks old. At what age should he have a Bar Mitzvah?

Adam

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Binyamin Dissen - 03 Dec 2003 12:01 GMT

:>My cat Fred is now 22 weeks old. At what age should he have a Bar Mitzvah?

Ask your reformed clergyman.

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Binyamin Dissen <bdissen@dissensoftware.com>
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yechidah - 03 Dec 2003 14:33 GMT

> :>My cat Fred is now 22 weeks old. At what age should he have a Bar Mitzvah?
>
> Ask your reformed clergyman.

Fred?

YS

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Cypherpunk@nyc.rr.com - 03 Dec 2003 12:31 GMT

Is he circumcised?

> My cat Fred is now 22 weeks old. At what age should he have a Bar Mitzvah?
>
> Adam

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Howard Aubrey - 03 Dec 2003 13:31 GMT

> My cat Fred is now 22 weeks old. At what age should he have a Bar Mitzvah?
>
> Adam

Did you slice off most of his dick and suck the blood
out with your mouth yet?

cheers....

HJA

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Ray - 03 Dec 2003 23:15 GMT

> My cat Fred is now 22 weeks old. At what age should he have a Bar Mitzvah?

Before he's strong enough to claw your face off during the circumcision.
Oh, wait, I'm thinking of a Bris... Nevermind.

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Linda Terrell - 04 Dec 2003 02:53 GMT

> My cat Fred is now 22 weeks old. At what age should he have a Bar Mitzvah?
>
> Adam

When he has his Briss.

LT

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LeWeez - 03 Jul 2006 10:51 GMT

>My cat Fred is now 22 weeks old. At what age should he have a Bar Mitzvah?
>
>Adam

Hey, Adam.

I know cats and humans don't age at the same rate, but I had my cat's bar
mitzvah on his 13th birthday. You can check with your vet, but a cat is like
a 13-year-old when he is close to a year old. You could pick a day and do it
then. I think your cat is lucky that you consider him so important! Shalom
and God Bless.

LeWeez

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