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Mike - 13 Feb 2008 02:33 GMT
This is a great way to keep your monitor clean!

http://www.linein.org/media/screen_clean.swf

Mike in Illinois <-: <-:
Nicolaas Hawkins - 13 Feb 2008 06:55 GMT
> This is a great way to keep your monitor clean!
>
> http://www.linein.org/media/screen_clean.swf
>
> Mike in Illinois <-: <-:

The relevance of your post to cats is..........?

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Nicolaas.

... Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.

G Hardy - 13 Feb 2008 08:25 GMT
"Nicolaas Hawkins" wrote...
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:33:06 -0600, Mike wrote in
>
>> This is a great way to keep your monitor clean!

>> Mike in Illinois <-: <-:
>
> The relevance of your post to cats is..........?

Cats like spam.

If you really feel the need to berate someone for an obvious spam, at least
cut out the link in their original post from your reply. The guy got twice
the exposure because of you...
Nicolaas Hawkins - 13 Feb 2008 19:07 GMT
> "Nicolaas Hawkins" wrote...
>> On Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:33:06 -0600, Mike wrote in
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> cut out the link in their original post from your reply. The guy got twice
> the exposure because of you...

Bollocks!
Baldoni - 13 Feb 2008 15:38 GMT
Nicolaas Hawkins has brought this to us :

>> This is a great way to keep your monitor clean!
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> The relevance of your post to cats is..........?

I just took it that if I clicked on that link then there would be a
picture of a cat licking a screen.

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Mike - 13 Feb 2008 16:59 GMT
>The relevance of your post to cats is..........?

Nicolaas,

    There is no clear relevance to cats. While I might argue that dogs
and cats are both pets and attempt to justify the inclusion of the
link on that basis one could argue with equal force that dogs are not
cats and therefore my so-called 'humorous' link was off-topic and an
unnecessary waste of resources.
    In any case the unfortunate result is that we have wasted Usenet
resources and our equally precious time discussing my error in
judgment and posting.
    I am very sorry to have distracted all of us from the business at
hand which is, of course, discussing cats and only cats. Further
apologetic efforts or explanations on my part would only consume more
Usenet resources and the irreplaceable and apparently limited
resource, time. We are all approaching the hour of our deaths. Let us
restrain and discipline ourselves. alt.pets.cats means cats.
    I'm sorry.

Mike in Illinois
mlbriggs - 13 Feb 2008 18:05 GMT
>>The relevance of your post to cats is..........?
>
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>
> Mike in Illinois

I thought he was cute and had a much bigger tongue for screen cleaning.
IMHO  it was fun to see .  The caustic comments were a waste of time.
purrs for the screencleaning pup.   MLB
kraut - 13 Feb 2008 18:28 GMT
>>The relevance of your post to cats is..........?

<SNIP>

>I am very sorry to have distracted all of us from the business at
>hand which is, of course, discussing cats and only cats.

I would say that the relevance or lack of relevance to cats is no
better or worse than people who may post requests for purrs or such
for humans or even the occassional D-G purr request.  They certainly
are not cats!!!
Diana - 13 Feb 2008 18:05 GMT
> > This is a great way to keep your monitor clean!
> >
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>
> The relevance of your post to cats is..........?

Nicolaas, Nicolaas, Nicolaas.  It is a time-honoured tradition among Cat
People to make the occasional fun at dogs' expense, such as the
proffered link does in good taste (pun intended).  That, plus the fact
that one of my cats loved it!  Loosen up.  Be more cat-like.  :)
Mike - 13 Feb 2008 18:24 GMT
Hi, Diana.

    A buddy sent me that thing. <-: It was soooo grosssss to see that
doggie tongue slobbering up the glass. I was in a silly mood last
night having watched some B movies from the sixties at a friend's
house. And then, here came the dog!!!!

    I keep wondering what they put on the glass. Sugar? Doggie Yum
Juice? <-:

Mike in Illinois

>> > This is a great way to keep your monitor clean!
>> >
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>proffered link does in good taste (pun intended).  That, plus the fact
>that one of my cats loved it!  Loosen up.  Be more cat-like.  :)
mlbriggs - 13 Feb 2008 22:26 GMT
> This is a great way to keep your monitor clean!
>
> http://www.linein.org/media/screen_clean.swf
>
> Mike in Illinois <-: <-:
 Happiness is a warm kitten OR puppy.
Have a happy Valentine Day.   MLB
William Graham - 13 Feb 2008 23:38 GMT
>> This is a great way to keep your monitor clean!
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>  Happiness is a warm kitten OR puppy.
> Have a happy Valentine Day.   MLB

While they can both do a fair job of cleaning a monitor screen, their
tongues are really quite different. Cat's tongues are rough, and made for
tearing the meat from bones, while dogs just eat the whole thing.....Bones
and all.
Ivor Jones - 14 Feb 2008 00:06 GMT
[snip]

: : While they can both do a fair job of cleaning a monitor
: : screen, their tongues are really quite different. Cat's
: : tongues are rough, and made for tearing the meat from
: : bones, while dogs just eat the whole thing.....Bones
: : and all.

One of my strongest memories is of Daisy, an old dear of a big fat cat we
had some 20 years ago, sitting on the front doorstep munching away on a
bird. Beak, feathers, bones, the lot.

Now she was far too old and fat to have caught a bird by herself, but
another cat we had at the time, Billy, a mere kitten by comparison of some
2 or 3 years (not sure exactly, it was a long time ago) was a voracious
hunter, he caught mice, voles, birds, you name it, if it moved, he caught
it. But he was never really interested once he'd got whatever it was, so
he just left it wherever. So, right on cue, enter Daisy.

It was the perfect partnership, really. He caught 'em, she ate 'em..!!

Ivor
William Graham - 14 Feb 2008 01:00 GMT
> [snip]
>
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>
> Ivor

That's neat.....Mine just catch 'em, and bring 'em in the house, and let 'em
go, so they can amuse themselves trying to recatch 'em......The fact that
the room gets trashed by their little game don't make no never mind to them!
I am always leaving the doors open so they can get away......
   But one of the neatest things I ever heard about was an old geezer who
waters the rattlesnakes in the desert. He goes out in the evening with a
water pistol and a jug of water, and scares up the snakes under the rocks,
and when they come out, he squirts water in their mouths with his water
pistol.....After a while, they know that he's coming, and they all go out
and wait for him to come by and squirt them.......
G Hardy - 14 Feb 2008 00:28 GMT
"William Graham" wrote...

> ...Cat's tongues are rough, and made for tearing the meat from bones...

Cats' incisors are for stripping bone- their rough tongues are for grooming
fur.
Barbara - 14 Feb 2008 00:56 GMT
> "William Graham" wrote...
>
>> ...Cat's tongues are rough, and made for tearing the meat from bones...
>
> Cats' incisors are for stripping bone- their rough tongues are for
> grooming fur.
And for exfoliating our faces,too ! ;)
William Graham - 14 Feb 2008 01:02 GMT
> "William Graham" wrote...
>
>> ...Cat's tongues are rough, and made for tearing the meat from bones...
>
> Cats' incisors are for stripping bone- their rough tongues are for
> grooming fur.

That too......I doubt if you could prove which was more important.......
G Hardy - 14 Feb 2008 22:21 GMT
>>> ...Cat's tongues are rough, and made for tearing the meat from bones...
>>
>> Cats' incisors are for stripping bone- their rough tongues are for
>> grooming fur.
>
> That too......I doubt if you could prove which was more important.......

Well for pet cats, grooming - surely?

How often do you give your cat bones to gnaw?
William Graham - 15 Feb 2008 01:14 GMT
>>>> ...Cat's tongues are rough, and made for tearing the meat from bones...
>>>
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>
> How often do you give your cat bones to gnaw?

LOL! - You are right about that. - But, don't forget that cats have been
around for millions of years. I know that tigers use their tongues not only
to clean the meat off of bones, but to separate the skins of their kills
from the meat. their tongues are like coarse sandpaper......Animals tongues
are sometimes pretty specialized. Goats and Giraffes have tongues like
leather to protect them from the thorns they eat on blackberries and arcadia
trees. And look at some lizards. They may have tongues that are longer than
they are! One could write a book just about animal tongues....:^)

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