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Scooby (the middle one) tried to jump in through a window that wasn't open.
Later she and Scrappy (the fat male, on the left) tried to pass each other
on a wooden fence and she fell off. Then Sparky (the other girl on the
right) sat right next to the garage and when it opened it hoofed her into
the air.

Eclipsed by Sapphire
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coughing up a hairball as retaliation after I shouted her down from the
kitchen counter - unfortunately, as with many indiscriminate weapons, it got
the wrong target. My stepson sat on it.

Jasper's contribution to the fun was disappointing. His breakfast being
vomited up over the kitchen floor was way too premature, and it was cleaned
up well before our lunchtime guests arrived. He's sleeping with his arse six
inches from my head, now - He's the only one of our cats that farts, so I'm
sure he has a plan...