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Cat Forum / General Topics / September 2007Cat stole lamb chop
I had some lamb out of the freezer defrosting and was preparing dinner. My new cat Max took one of the chops when I went outside. I looked on the plate and I was 1 chop short. The sneaky thing about it was he hid it under my other cats bed. He could not eat it because it was still frozen. It was covered in hair but I washed it off and cooked and ate it all the same. None of my other cats have ever done anything like this. I don't think he likes Catholics either because in the middle of the night he jumped up a decent hight and grabbed my rosary beads and broke them.  SignatureCount Baldoni > I had some lamb out of the freezer defrosting and was preparing dinner. > My new cat Max took one of the chops when I went outside. I looked on [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > night he jumped up a decent hight and grabbed my rosary beads and broke > them. Broekn rosary beads??? I think maybe your cat was merely doing a bit too much penitence > I had some lamb out of the freezer defrosting You had a lamb in your freezer? Damn. I hope there aren't any human heads, or anything like that. > My new cat Max took one of the chops when I went outside. Jesus. I bet it slobbered all over the rest, too. And I bet you're going to eat them. You people are sick. > I looked on the plate and I was 1 chop short. Yes. And you're a few cards short of the deck. > The sneaky thing about it was he hid it under my other cats bed. > He could not eat it because it was still frozen. With any luck, once it defrosts it'll poison the little sh.t. > It was covered in hair but I washed it off and cooked and ate it all the > same. Yes. You want your head examined, you sad, daft bugger. > None of my other cats have ever done anything like this. I don't > think he likes Catholics either because in the middle of the night he > jumped up a decent hight and grabbed my rosary beads and broke them. Have sex with someone. Now!!!
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