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B.O.C. - 20 Sep 2007 23:01 GMT

The cats didn't want to stay outside this morning so I let them come
back in until after the morning mist burned off, then when they went
outside I closed the door. Several hours later when I opened the door
each one came in gripping me out in cat language. I can't help but
laugh. My cats are "SOOO SPOILED". They're all passed out now
in their favorite spots.

B.O.C.
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Baldoni - 21 Sep 2007 08:54 GMT

B.O.C. explained :

> The cats didn't want to stay outside this morning so I let them come
> back in until after the morning mist burned off, then when they went
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> B.O.C.
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That cat language is the funniest thing. Mine always seem to do it
when they are on the move, mostly through the front door.

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studio - 21 Sep 2007 22:41 GMT

> That cat language is the funniest thing. Mine always seem to do it
> when they are on the move, mostly through the front door.

When Big Mama comes inside from the cold of winter she yells at me
before she reaches the door, on her way through the door, and then
when she's inside.

She really does not tolerate the doorman taking any breaks.

But she forgives me once she realizes the doorman was
doubling as cook, and I was getting her dinner ready.

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Upscale - 22 Sep 2007 01:48 GMT

"B.O.C." <b.o.c.@boc.org> wrote in message

> Several hours later when I opened the door
> each one came in griping me out in cat language. I can't help but
> laugh. My cats are "SOOO SPOILED". They're all passed out now
> in their favorite spots.

As a cat slave, you really *should* know your cat rules.

Rule #1 states that as a cat servant, you're obligated to stand quietly and
pay attention while you are being criticised by your cat.

Rule #2 states that you are *obligated* to memorize these rules and follow
them to the letter.

Rule #3 states that if you don't properly follow Rule #1 or Rule #2 you will
be punished repeatedly at all times of the day or night by having to listen
to various renditions of the cat rules. And then later on during your own
time, you'll have to go explain to the neighbours why your cat was yowling
so much. ~ not a pleasant task.

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