School is out!

                 ---MIKE---

Just one word of advice before you become the second person in my
killfile...

Before you talk to an attorney, talk to your school psychiatrist first.

  Don't forget to mention these gems:

<quote Kendra>

You already got one. Just put kitty in the oven on self-cleaning cycle.

Yes, you can speed up the adjustment time by supergluing the kittens
tail to its nose.

just get a garbage pail, put the cat in it, and then use a garden hose
and fill it up with water.

Catch them doing it again, and stick a firecracker up their a.ses.

Slap them? I would rather pistol whip them.

sounds more like a f.cking car than a f.cking cat.

So give them a place in the house that they can call their own, like
the microwave.

There's also a chance they wil grow red spots instead when I blast
them with a 12 gauge.

</quote>

  Perhaps June had a cat. Or perhaps she knew how to post properly

  Jeff

"Kendra Weissbein"
//SNIP//

<PLONK>

gone!