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Michael Lane - 05 May 2006 22:57 GMT Well all mine are strays & came in this order,
1. Luvy-- Black-found in garage with a litter of kittens, kittens did not live
2. Rainy Boy-- Grey Tabby- May 2005 showed up in a night time thunderstorm soaking wet
3. Yes-- Black-just showed up from the woods as a kitten, R.I.P. 18 Nov 2005
4. Little one--Orange tabby- July 2005 some one dropped him by my house
5. Little Blackie--Black- Sept 2005 was feeding my kitties & he shot out of the bushes to get food
6. Snowflake--White--was curled up on a heated cat pad one Dec 2005 morning, 16 degrees, neighbor moved & left her
Michael Lane
" Say what you want and be who you are, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. " Dr. Seuss
Furrboll - 06 May 2006 01:46 GMT > Well all mine are strays & came in this order, -- Snip --
Strays? God knows what kinds of diseases and/or emotional problems they may have. I suggest you have them all put down, in this order, using the outlined methods :-
> 1. Luvy --- LIVE BURIAL > 2. Rainy Boy --- DROWNING > 3. Yes --- ELECTROCUTION > 4. Little one --- STRANGULATION > 5. Little Blackie --- BEATING > 6. Snowflake --- PACKED IN FREEZER There is no charge for this informative service.
Magic Mood Jeep© - 06 May 2006 03:45 GMT >> Well all mine are strays & came in this order, >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >> > There is no charge for this informative service. Before I block you from my sight, I would like to say that I hope someone beats and strangles you until near death, then zaps you repeatedly with a high-voltage stun-gun, dunks your head several times in the nastiest of gas-station toilet they can find, packs you in a freezer until your outer extremities are frostbitten, then buries whats left of you, alive, so you can thaw and die slowly from your injuries and infections from that skanky toilet.
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Yojimbo - 06 May 2006 04:37 GMT Hey Furboll, this is a public litterbox and now that I now that somebody dropped a 'Michael Lane' in it, he's now paved over as a blocked sender. No sesnse getting too aggravated.
Mine: Taboo: Tabby, great cat. Came from the Winnipeg shelter. When I drove the fifty minutes back home (that first time), I let him out of the carrier and he spent the time on my shoulder, purring and gazing outside - many cats would have spent a car ride niched in against the seat on the floorboards. Previously: Bear, Siamese. Came from a local classifieds ad, to give away. Took a while to come around because she said her ex was mean to him. But with patience, he made some progress Died in '01 from old age and a failing urinary infection. Mitz:, Siamese. From a litter in the family, smart and affectionate, just didn't show up to the door one day in his later years. It's a mystery maybe I'm better off not knowing. And Sue-Lee and Victor, both Siamese, who were my parent's cats. I'm pretty sure they came from a breeder, and stayed on with my parents.
Jimbob YoYo - 06 May 2006 04:48 GMT > Hey Furboll, this is a public litterbox and now that I now that somebody > dropped a 'Michael Lane' in it, he's now paved over as a blocked sender. > No sesnse getting too aggravated. "No sesne"?! Mwahaahaahaahaahaa!!!
Your cats? I suggest you have them all put down, in this order, using the outlined methods :-
Taboo --- BURIED ALIVE Bear --- GRILLED Mitz --- MEDICALLY EXPERIMENTED UPON Sue-Lee --- RAPED BY CAT FETISHISTS Victor --- DISMEMBERED
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glenn P - 07 May 2006 22:52 GMT Did mommy not breastfeed you enough, or have you not gotten over your Oedipal complex? You must have plenty of spare time on your hands, do you need a job? I've got one - you can start tomorrow...
Keep on "anonymously" posting, see where it gets you......
>> Hey Furboll, this is a public litterbox and now that I now that somebody >> dropped a 'Michael Lane' in it, he's now paved over as a blocked sender. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > There is no charge for this informative service. Magic Mood Jeep© - 06 May 2006 04:01 GMT 1) Smokey - gieven to us by a co-worker that was moving who couldn't (or wouldn't) take her with, she was about 1 year old, and unspayed!
2) Tennessee Tuxedo - DH's co-worker had a barn-cat that had kitten, they wer of the age where they were leaving the barn, and there were too many wild dogs (& coyotes) in his area, so he rounded them up and brought them in to work to find them homes.
3) Ivy (RB 12/7/2002) - born to a feral in our garage, the only one that we were able to catch. Sweetest calico that we've ever known - even our vet was surprised at how sweet she was!
4) Lizzie - recued from local shelter.
5) Sir Weeble Wobblybottom - abandoned by his feral MamaKat in one of our window wells. She had 5 kittens, moved 3. We took in the two that she left, but one was too weak to eat and didn't survive. This one, well, all he wanted to do was eat! Still does, but doens't gain an ounce!
6,7,8,9) Ernie, Mimi, Minnie & Moe - born to same feral MamaKat as Weeble. We adopted Minnie out to a different home, but still love her and miss her.
10) Ping - Siamese cat got into our basement via an untended doggie door (we thought we'd thrown out the plastic part that slided down over the flap, but we found them and doggie door is now noicely locked down). He was wearing a flea collar that was too tight, and came right to us when we went down there to investigate what was hollering down there. We ran an ad in the paper, posted fliers and notified local rescues - no claimers! He's our Ping-a-ling da Ding-a-ling!
11) Miss Priss - stray that was living in our garage - turned out to be friendly. I took food out and wiggled my fingers like I was giving ear-skritchies, and she ran right past the food and came to me! Again, ran ads, fliers, notified shelters, no takers! She was already spayed and <gasp> front declawed. We think she was a dumped kittie.
12, 13, & 14) Bam-Bam, Barney & Betty - another litter from Weeble's MamaKat. <sigh> She is one /buzzay/ lady! I wish she would let us trap her and get her spayed! We haven't seen her since November, when we grabbed these three (at 4 weeks of age), until last week, she showed up strolling through the yard.
> Well all mine are strays & came in this order,
> 1. Luvy-- Black-found in garage with a litter of kittens, kittens did > not live [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > and those who matter don't mind. " > Dr. Seuss CatSkinner - 06 May 2006 04:35 GMT -- Twee sh.t snipped --
Your cats are obviously all in pain, and suffering horribly. I suggest you have them all put down, in this order, using the outlined methods :-
1) Smokey --- BURNING 2) Tennessee Tuxedo --- HANGING 3) Ivy (RB 12/7/2002) --- THROWN FROM ROOF 4) Lizzie --- SAVAGED BY DOGS 5) Sir Weeble Wobblybottom --- MICROWAVED 6,7,8,9) Ernie, Mimi, Minnie & Moe --- CRUSHED, BOILED, SKINNED, RAN OVER 10) Ping --- FLOGGED 11) Miss Priss --- DRAGGED BEHIND VEHICLE 12, 13, & 14) Bam-Bam, Barney & Betty --- HUNG, DRAWN, QUARTERED
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Barnabas Collins - 06 May 2006 06:21 GMT >6,7,8,9) Ernie, Mimi, Minnie & Moe --- CRUSHED, BOILED, SKINNED, RAN OVER That is what we should do to you.
Grampa Walton - 06 May 2006 20:39 GMT >>6,7,8,9) Ernie, Mimi, Minnie & Moe --- CRUSHED, BOILED, >>SKINNED, RAN OVER > That is what we should do to you. I tried something different, I fed my cats a troll once, and they sh.t all over the house. I'll never do it again, now I just leave the nasty lil' buggers wherever I shoot'em. :-)
Grampa Prostateless - 07 May 2006 04:17 GMT > > > 6,7,8,9) Ernie, Mimi, Minnie & Moe --- > > > CRUSHED, BOILED, SKINNED, RAN OVER [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I tried something different, I fed my cats a troll once, > and they sh.t all over the house. "They"? The cats AND the troll? You should have joined in as well. Come one, come all, and all that.
> I'll never do it again, So you DID sh.t all over the house too, then? Jesus. What a dirty, messy old fart you must be.
> now I just leave the nasty lil' buggers wherever I shoot'em. :-) You shot your cats, and left the bodies lying around??!! f.cking Hell! What with all that sh.t, and now corpses . . . . . . you are one dirty, smelly old man, aren't you? Disgusting. It's time you were put in a home.
Grampa Walton - 07 May 2006 05:30 GMT > You shot your cats, and left the bodies lying around??!! > f.cking Hell! What with all that sh.t, and now corpses . . > . . . . you are one dirty, smelly old man, aren't you? > Disgusting. It's time you were put in a home. Actually, I sorta already am, I am a food caterer to the same home your Uncle Buck lives in.
He was telling me earlier today about how he used to mount you while you were eating your little sister, and that's why you're so obsessed with old guys having a working prostate. He said you didn't like having to put up with the throbbing if you didn't get some hefty squirting along with it.
That was a long time ago, you should be over that by now, or is it that you're still upset about the pic's your Mom took when you were a stableboy for Wilber, and he and Mr. Ed. took turns doing the Uncle Buckie Dance with you? She promised that she would never post those pic's so you have nothing to be afraid of. btw, she, (Your Mom) knows all about my working prostate, next time you see her licking her teeth, remember that she's thinkin' 'bout me. :-) Gramps
Magic Mood Jeep© - 06 May 2006 14:19 GMT > -- Twee sh.t snipped -- > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > 1) Smokey --- BURNING I know better than to try to set fire to a cat - the flaming furrball would them burn down the house!
> 2) Tennessee Tuxedo --- HANGING Too fat, the rope would break - or the branch or whatever the rope would be tied to...
> 3) Ivy (RB 12/7/2002) --- THROWN FROM ROOF Geez - ya want me to dig up her ashes and reassemble them, so you can do this? That's a dedicated troll!
> 4) Lizzie --- SAVAGED BY DOGS She's a feisty one, I think it'd be the other way around.
> 5) Sir Weeble Wobblybottom --- MICROWAVED Nah - wouldn't want to ruin a microwave on a cat, wouldya? Poodle's are much more fun <eg>
> 6,7,8,9) Ernie, Mimi, Minnie & Moe --- CRUSHED, BOILED, SKINNED, RAN > OVER Too much work for those cats - I'd have to drive *hours* to get Minnie back!
10) Ping --- FLOGGED
No way - dindtcha read - he's *SIAMESE* - I'd go deaf listening to his screams.
> 11) Miss Priss --- DRAGGED BEHIND VEHICLE Love to, but with the price of gas nowadays, it's cheaper to keep feeding her.
> 12, 13, & 14) Bam-Bam, Barney & Betty --- HUNG, DRAWN, QUARTERED Again, too much work involved.
> There is no charge for this informative service. Gee - you're too kind - *_/NOT/_*
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Barnabas Collins - 06 May 2006 06:19 GMT >1) Smokey - gieven to us by a co-worker that was moving who couldn't (or >2) Tennessee Tuxedo - DH's co-worker had a barn-cat that had kitten, they [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >11) Miss Priss - stray that was living in our garage - turned out to be >12, 13, & 14) Bam-Bam, Barney & Betty - another litter from Weeble's So what is the secret to getting the cats to live together? I have one female (17 years old) and one kitten (8 months old.) They fight like the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Magic Mood Jeep© - 06 May 2006 14:20 GMT >> 1) Smokey - gieven to us by a co-worker that was moving who couldn't >> (or 2) Tennessee Tuxedo - DH's co-worker had a barn-cat that had [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > I have one female (17 years old) and one kitten (8 months old.) > They fight like the Yankees and the Red Sox. Patience and they must be seperated for a time at first. some of them do not get along at times, other times it's like they are the bestest of friends.
Barnabas Collins - 06 May 2006 16:47 GMT >>> 1) Smokey - gieven to us by a co-worker that was moving who couldn't >>> (or 2) Tennessee Tuxedo - DH's co-worker had a barn-cat that had [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >not get along at times, other times it's like they are the bestest of >friends. Tried that. Didn't work.
studio - 08 May 2006 04:19 GMT The cats who've owned me came from:
#1. Tom (black male domestic). I don't know where/when he showed up, but I had him for 7 years until he died at the vets from reasons I can't remember.
#2. Fluffy (gray male Angora). Got him at an animal shelter. He lived about 7 years also and died from fur balls blocking his intestinal tract.
#3. Samantha (orange female domestic). Given to me by a friend. She had 4 kittens of which 3 survived. I'm not sure, but I think someone in my family gave her away.
#4-5-6. 3 kittens I didn't have names for, but they were great cats who thought I was there mother. Very friendly, loving and well looked after. Again someone in the family gave them to a farmer. Wish I could have kept them, but I was relocating far away and couldn't take them with me. They were given away after I had left.
#7. Girl (gray female Chocolate Mitted Rag Doll). Found her at a job (empty house) abandoned by her former owner. She was begging me to take her with me when I was about to leave, so I did. Very friendly, very smart, very beautiful. Loved to go for rides in my truck, could open doors, turn light switches off, and was generally very socialable. I was offered money for her, but declined. I don't know what happened to her, but I think she was stolen because she was too friendly (which led me to believe I may have stolen her too, except for the fact she was extremely undernourished at the time I found her). Best cat I ever had. I should have kept a closer eye out on her.
#8. Thomas (black male domestic). He adopted me from my landlord. I only had him about a 2 years before he died of natural causes (old age).
#9. Big Mama (current, gray female tabby). Again, she adopted me from landlord. She was about 3 years old when I got her, and I've had her for about 10 years now. So she's getting older, but you wouldn't know it the way she likes to play. She's spoiled rotten, is given the best of care and has a great place to roam free outside without fear of being hurt. It's a 35 acre property, but she rarely goes more than 100' unless she's closely following me. Her son lives with landlord about 100 yeards away, but she rarely see's him, and if she does she'll smack him for being stupid.
mlbriggs - 11 May 2006 17:21 GMT > The cats who've owned me came from: > [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > away, but she rarely see's him, and if she does she'll smack him for > being stupid. Good story! MLB
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