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Cat Forum / General Topics / April 2006Milking Cats
In the movie "Dune", directed by David Lynch and starring the guy from Twin Peaks and Sting from the Police, there's a very funny scene where the bad guys surgically join a rat to a cat, encase them both in weird cybernetic tubing, and get a good-guy prisoner to have to milk the cat in order to get the antidote to a poison he's been dosed with. I've been experimenting with the procedure, myself, but I can't get the cat to stay alive long enough (though the rat does, funnily enough, for about 2 hours). Anyone ever got the setup to work properly? I want it to be part of a scenario I'm planning for a sci-fi convention, but if I showcase a couple of dead rodents (is a cat a rodent?!) some people may be upset, so you can appreciate I'd like them alive! It doesn't have to be for long; say, a couple of days. After that, I'd put them down humanely, as I can't stand unnecessary animal suffering. Thanks for any help. > In the movie "Dune", directed by David Lynch and starring the > guy from Twin Peaks and Sting from the Police, there's a very [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Thanks for any help. TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > In the movie "Dune", directed by David Lynch and starring the > > guy from Twin Peaks and Sting from the Police, there's a very [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey! Thanks, mlbriggs! I was taking the post seriously, until your timely intervention told me it was only a "TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Cheers, mate! You're a pal! Seek psychiatric help. Immediately.  SignatureVisit www.thesietch.com > Seek psychiatric help. > > Immediately. better yet if the person just jumpes off a bridge > > Seek psychiatric help. > > > better yet if the person just jumps off a bridge I think your suggestion is too late. My guess is that he's already tried and suffered brain damage. > > Seek psychiatric help. > > Immediately. > > better yet if the person just jumpes off a bridge Yes! YES!!! And if he can't do that, it's better if he leapes off it! Yes! Or hopes off it! Or ....... erm ....... {frantically consults thesaurus} springes, boundes, caperes, skipes, springes, or vaultes off it! Yes! PS Did I say leapes? Oh, yes - I did. Sorry. This site needs a friggin spell-check. What's up? You guys read sci-fi all day long but can't spell "leaps," or "jumps?" Or for that matter... "springes, boundes, caperes, skipes, springes, or vaultes." Ok nevermind. The cat thing will work, you just need more anti-biotics. > This site needs a friggin spell-check. What's up? You guys read sci-fi > all day long but can't spell "leaps," or "jumps?" Or for that > matter... "springes, boundes, caperes, skipes, springes, or vaultes." > > Ok nevermind. > The cat thing will work, you just need more anti-biotics. i suggest more anti-biotics too, but for those who even think like the origanal poster this is usernet, who cares about speeeling! :p ghost > > This site needs a friggin spell-check. What's up? You guys read sci-fi > > all day long but can't spell "leaps," or "jumps?" Or for that [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > this is usernet, who cares about speeeling! :p > ghost OK - so you can't spell for shite. Shite happens. But what about a few courtesy capital letters here and there? PS Everyone seems to be concentrating on the cat. What about the poor rat? Cats are vermin, and should be exterminated. Rats, on the other hand, are cool. Sure, they've had bad press what with all those plagues, and all, but they're MILES better than those slinky, diseased, genitals-licking, evil feline creatures. Yeeeuch! Great another f@cking moron > Great another f@cking moron Don't put yourself down, Matthew! {snurk! Matthew!}. I'm sure you'll learn how to reply to usenet posts properly one day. Chin up! here is my response <plonk> dumb@ss > Great another f@cking moron Another humourless f@cking cat-liking moron. KILL ALL CATS! >>>This site needs a friggin spell-check. What's up? You guys read sci-fi >>>all day long but can't spell "leaps," or "jumps?" Or for that [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > OK - so you can't spell for shite. Shite happens. But what about a few > courtesy capital letters here and there? looks like you can'nt spell either, its sh.t not shite > PS > Everyone seems to be concentrating on the cat. What about the poor rat? Cats > are vermin, and should be exterminated. Rats, on the other hand, are cool. > Sure, they've had bad press what with all those plagues, and all, but > they're MILES better than those slinky, diseased, genitals-licking, evil > feline creatures. Yeeeuch! dogs? i know what you mean, they piss and sh.t outside all over the place to to say, i was here. cats on the other hand are smarter, they don't need to pee all over the place, they just rub up against the person they own. when that happens, 9 out of 10 times they also get some love and affection at the same time. if i'm not mistaken, i'm in alt.pets.cats not, alt.pets.rats "Ghost" <night-rider@Cookieshaw.ca> wrote in message > looks like you can'nt spell either, its sh.t not shite I suggest that if you're going to criticise someone's spelling, that you make sure yours is correct first. It's "can't" and "it's". And, "shite" is found in several dictionaries that list it as meaning other derogatory terms as well as excrement. > I suggest that if you're going to criticise someone's spelling, that you > make sure yours is correct first. > > It's "can't" and "it's". And, "shite" is found in several dictionaries that > list it as meaning other derogatory terms as well as excrement. Actually that was me who criticiZed the spelling. But I'm over it. Really. dosadi talifan "Dosadi" <LifeOnDosadi@gmail.com> wrote in message > Actually that was me who criticiZed the spelling. But I'm over it. > Really. What? Did you just come out of hibernation? That message was posted a long time ago. > > > > This site needs a friggin spell-check. What's up? You guys read > > > > sci-fi all day long but can't spell "leaps," or "jumps?" Or for [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > looks like you can'nt spell either, its sh.t not shite . . . . Said "Mr. Literate"! And hey! Where are those capital letters, shitehead! > > PS > > Everyone seems to be concentrating on the cat. What about the poor rat? [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > dogs? i know what you mean, they piss and sh.t outside all over the > place to to say, i was here. Eh? They piss and sh.t outside all over the place to to say you were there?! Maybe they're trying to tell you something, shite-for-brains! > cats on the other hand are smarter, they don't need to pee all over the > place, they just rub up against the person they own. They do?! You want looking at, mate! You're disgusting! Rubbing up against you, indeed! > when that happens, 9 out of 10 times they also get some love and > affection at the same time. Eeeeyuurgh! People like you should be locked up! Isn't there a law against that sort of thing?! Disgusting! > if i'm not mistaken, i'm in alt.pets.cats not, alt.pets.rats I'm sure you're mistaken about a LOT of things, you humourless shite. |
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