When's the next meeting? ;-)
> My 12 steps to freedom:
> 1. I will not run to feed my cat at the first sound of a meow.
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> 12. I will not tell my friends that I have to go home because someone is
> expecting me.
Step 1 is always the hardest, isn't it? I want to get up right away and
check the bowl. She is telling me something. Where have I failed? Step 3 is
another toughie. I think it's all about my failure as a cat owner. Nothing I
do seems like it's ever enough.
I bought the kitty nest. I bought the heating pad. I scratch her ears every
time she reaches out and grabs me from her box that is under the special 250
watt bulb I bought on the net because Wal-Mart doesn't have them. I drive in
the rain for special canned food from the vet that costs $30.00 a case.
Nothing I do is ever good enough.
Thank you for listening.
Mike in Illinois
1. I will not run to feed my cat at the first sound of a meow.
3. I will not feel guilty for some reason when my cat stares at me and
meows.
> "Valkyrie" <YawShur@YahBetcha.org> wrote in message
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> 12. I will not tell my friends that I have to go home because someone is
> expecting me.
> My 12 steps to freedom:
lol....
> 1. I will not run to feed my cat at the first sound of a meow.
Then kitty will jump on the kitchen counter and wreek havoc.
> 2. I will not run to stroke or pet my cat as soon as he/she meows.
Depends on the meow. Some meows mean "keep your hands off me
or you'll reget it". Pay attention.
> 3. I will not feel guilty for some reason when my cat stares at me and
> meows.
You may not feel guilt, but you will pay for it.
> 4. I will not spend all my extra money on a cat treat or toy just because I
> passed it in the store.
You can pay now, or you can pay later....but you will pay.
> 5. I will not give up my seat on the furniture because my cat gives me the
> evil eye.
When you get up to get something, kitty will take your seat anyway.
Kitty's are masters at playing the waiting game, so her evil eye is
just
kitty's way of wondering why you're so stupid.
> 6. I will not feel bad because my cat ignores me completely when I want
> attention.
That's fair enough, kitty won't feel guilty about it either.
> 7. I will not allow my cat to lay on the desk in front of me when I'm trying
> to use the computer.
Kitty won't bother you as long as you're posting to alt.pets.cats or
other cat
related Web sites.
> 8. I will ignore my cat when I have the bedroom door closed and he/she wants
> in.
Then I hope you like staying awake all night.
> 9. I will not allow my cat to walk all over me when I'm trying to sleep.
See, I told you you were going to let kitty in.
> 10. I will not allow my cat to curl up in my arms when I want to do
> something else.
You'd rather trip over kitty?
> 11. I will not allow my cat to pull all the drying laundry off the coat
> hangers.
Fortuneatly I don't have that problem. Sounds like kitty doesn't want
you to go out.
> 12. I will not tell my friends that I have to go home because someone is
> expecting me.
Not a problem as you won't be going out and what friends you do have
will
have to come over and visit you instead. Providing they don't own a
cat.
Good attempt though.
I'lll give you an A for effort, but a D- for realism.
;)
Upscale - 22 Mar 2006 13:19 GMT
"studio" <tlack@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> Good attempt though.
> I'lll give you an A for effort, but a D- for realism.
> ;)
You're saying that I'm doomed no matter what I do. So, what else is new?