how's this one?

a) two tablespoons rice
b) 1 cup chopped scallions
c) 1 tablespoon rock salt
d) 1/4 pound chopped surloin burger
e) mix above and roast in oven for 1 hour
f) put in cup of warm chicken broth and mix
g) serve at 100 degrees Fahrenheit, which is exactly the temperature of
the stomach of a fresh kill