Remember the "mom'isms" that shaped your childhood? (Yes, I realize some of
you adults are still being shaped by mom.) Confused about what I am
referring to? Take a peek at my list:
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Still with me? Good! It appears that Mom forgot to tell us three additional
important things:

1. Don't get drunk at the office party.
2. Don't insult your boss while he's standing behind you.
3. Make sure nobody is making a video of you if you are violating rules #1
and #2.

Watch our example here.
http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/drunk.html