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alt4 - 01 Oct 2005 23:14 GMT

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the
earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man
could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that
the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep
the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
the litter box.

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"Other than telling us how to live, think,
marry, pray, vote, invest, educate our
children and now, die, I think the
Republicans have done a fine job of
getting government out of our personal
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Mike - 02 Oct 2005 21:48 GMT

Amen. If this isn't part of the Bible it should be.

Mike in Illinois

> On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
> the litter box.

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alt4 - 02 Oct 2005 23:58 GMT

I got it from Catnips, gopher central sends it out.

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"Other than telling us how to live, think,
marry, pray, vote, invest, educate our
children and now, die, I think the
Republicans have done a fine job of
getting government out of our personal
lives."

> On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
> the litter box.

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