I have two cats in my house. A male and a female.  The female is very smart
and stays out of peoples way but the male is a complete moron. If there's
a door closed in the house, he will meow at it.  And he's not alowed in
the bedroom at night because he tries to eat the fish in my room.  

So this is my question, how do i stop him from meowing?  I've tried
everything.  I've tried food, treats, i've even run after him with the
spray bottle but nothing seems to be working anymore.  I'm starting to
think that he thinks it's a game.

Please, Help, Someone

thanks