We have a serious rabbit-problem here and we need deadly
terminator-cats that will kill all the rabbits.
What can I do?
Gary Stone - 07 Feb 2005 03:58 GMT
> We have a serious rabbit-problem here and we need deadly
> terminator-cats that will kill all the rabbits.
>
> What can I do?
Got a shot gun? Rabbits are very, very tasty. Not only that, the skins make
for great cat toys not to mention warm gloves, boot liners and such. You can
even put antlers on their heads, mount them on plaques and sell them to
unsuspecting city dweller tourist as Jackolopes. :-)
Stone
Mike Z. Helm - 08 Feb 2005 02:27 GMT
On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 22:58:06 -0500, "Gary Stone" <Eh@ram.net>
>> We have a serious rabbit-problem here and we need deadly
>> terminator-cats that will kill all the rabbits.
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>even put antlers on their heads, mount them on plaques and sell them to
>unsuspecting city dweller tourist as Jackolopes. :-)
Hey, some of us city folks can tell the difference between real and fake
Jackelopes.
>Stone
Gary Stone - 08 Feb 2005 03:52 GMT
> On Sun, 6 Feb 2005 22:58:06 -0500, "Gary Stone" <Eh@ram.net>
>
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> Hey, some of us city folks can tell the difference between real and fake
> Jackelopes.
Yeah, it's those cheap plastic antlers, isn't it?
Stone
jesse - 11 Feb 2005 01:26 GMT
Shoot 'em!
> We have a serious rabbit-problem here and we need deadly
> terminator-cats that will kill all the rabbits.
>
> What can I do?
Troll Hunter - 13 Feb 2005 01:31 GMT
>We have a serious rabbit-problem here and we need deadly
>terminator-cats that will kill all the rabbits.
>
>What can I do?
Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000
newsgroups (all cross-posted to a single low-traffic but unrelated
newsgroup) with superficially relevant comments. The purpose is to
disrupt with off-topic crosspostings.
Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is
the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put
yourself on display in his trophy case. Like all trolls, the way to handle
him is to IGNORE him.
Browse the is.matur newsgroup, his current score card, for Dan Simper.
Browse the scot.tld newsgroup, his current score card, for Bruno Beam.
He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often
discovered to be anagrams (for example "Dan Simper" is an anagram of "spare
mind", Bruno Beam is an anagram of "Unabomber").
This guy is a serious troll with a serious problem. Don't be one of his
trophies.