Subject: 25 things that cat-lovers know...

Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

Dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and
it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

A cat's motto is no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it.

A cat bites the hand that won't feed it fast enough.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through
snow.

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to
find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then
they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what
you want.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.

One cat just leads to another.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. It's all true, and
they have many other fine qualities as well.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats.

When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.

You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.