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Cats are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !

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Ted Harvard - 23 Jun 2004 01:24 GMT
Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like cats, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
dgk - 23 Jun 2004 01:40 GMT
>Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
>souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
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>Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Oh, that explains why they love to cuddle and purr. They're evil.
Amazing what lunatics are on the loose.
Dennis Carr - 24 Jun 2004 07:43 GMT
> Oh, that explains why they love to cuddle and purr. They're evil.
> Amazing what lunatics are on the loose.

CANNOT MOVE.  Kitten... too... cute!!!!!!eleventy!!!!

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Laura R. - 23 Jun 2004 02:33 GMT
circa 22 Jun 2004 17:24:23 -0700, in rec.pets.cats.health+behav, Ted
Harvard (rest_ampere@yahoo.com) said,

> Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Is your mother's name Hester Prinn, by any chance?

Laura
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Magic Mood Jeep? - 23 Jun 2004 03:22 GMT
...and I thought Christianity was to LOVE all creatures.../

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> Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
JoJo - 23 Jun 2004 04:24 GMT
So burn me - I'm sure a much worse fate awaits you.

> Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
Lee Waun - 23 Jun 2004 04:31 GMT
> Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Well finally after having been on the internet continuously since 1996
think this has got to be the most stupid post I have ever read. Must  be a
mindless fudementalist christian that wrote this.
Dennis Carr - 24 Jun 2004 07:41 GMT
> Well finally after having been on the internet continuously since 1996
> think this has got to be the most stupid post I have ever read. Must  be a
> mindless fudementalist christian that wrote this.

He's not Steve Winter.

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Cat Protector - 23 Jun 2004 07:00 GMT
If owning cats is blasphemy then Dr. Evil is one of the good guys.

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> Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
margthompson - 23 Jun 2004 08:49 GMT
> If owning cats is blasphemy then Dr. Evil is one of the good guys.
>
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>
> Oh dear, Ted.....   I'm a Christian, too.....   Please get out a bit more.
Use the brain God gave you.   Unwash it.  (i.e. He gave you intelligence,
too!!  Go and hear other views (Bible-based if you like.   After all they're
subject to interpretation, you know??)   ... Then start to USE IT OR LOSE IT
( I don't mean the male-member..)    Have friends who've done just this,  on
the basis of ----- You Shall Know the TRUTH AN THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU
FREE.!!!  (Another Biblical Teaching.)      It really works.    I still love
cats, and I still love you too.      All thebest for an abundant Life, and a
healthyone               Cat-cat.     x  x
Cat Protector - 23 Jun 2004 16:53 GMT
Well one doesn't own a cat they own you. The guy who posted that cat's are
evil must either be a Clay Aiken fan or a dog lover.

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> > Oh dear, Ted.....   I'm a Christian, too.....   Please get out a bit more.
> Use the brain God gave you.   Unwash it.  (i.e. He gave you intelligence,
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> cats, and I still love you too.      All thebest for an abundant Life, and a
> healthyone               Cat-cat.     x  x
Asfand Yar Qazi - 23 Jun 2004 14:38 GMT
> Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Finally, some comic relief.

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Dennis Carr - 24 Jun 2004 07:38 GMT
> Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

Does that include furry fans? Of tigers, especially? =^_^=

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nubis - 27 Jun 2004 23:18 GMT
>> Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
>> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
>Does that include furry fans? Of tigers, especially? =^_^=

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it but if the black plague was
indeed spread by fleas feasting on rats and consequently infecting
humans, then it was due to the superstition of the Catholic church in
killing cats based on the belief that they were instruments of the
devil that was foremost in the spread of the plague and the death of
millions.  Obviously cats would have killed the rats and prevented the
spread of the plague.  Karma invariably comes back to bite one on the
a.s.
Gandalf - 01 Jul 2004 17:02 GMT
>Cats are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
>souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>Cats are evil, owning cats is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>witches like cats.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

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