Ok, I can't resist. I think the only appropriate response is the
following:
You know, you're right... I do have crabs. I should have never slept
with your Mom!

But seriously, I thought you had a vendetta against cats, not
people... but here you're lashing out at me. Perhaps you should talk
to your psychologist about the kinds of messages you like to post in
this group. It might aid in your therapy.  Good luck.

-e