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How to turn a cat into a maneating monster???

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Ed Zagmoon - 19 Dec 2006 01:14 GMT
I want to train killer cats to protect my property against
terrorists. These cats should be able to kill and eat any
invaders.

How can I turn a cute little kitten into a murderous beast
that will kill and eat terrorists ???
Marvel - 19 Dec 2006 01:36 GMT
>I want to train killer cats to protect my property against
> terrorists. These cats should be able to kill and eat any
> invaders.
>
> How can I turn a cute little kitten into a murderous beast
> that will kill and eat terrorists ???

Have them to watch martial arts videos.
William Graham - 19 Dec 2006 01:38 GMT
>I want to train killer cats to protect my property against
> terrorists. These cats should be able to kill and eat any
> invaders.
>
> How can I turn a cute little kitten into a murderous beast
> that will kill and eat terrorists ???

Trade it in for a tiger....Tigers can be easily trained to eat
people....Just don't feed them too often. Unfortunately, they sometimes get
their owners mixed up with house intruders, however.....
Glenn (Christian Mystic) - 19 Dec 2006 19:15 GMT
>I want to train killer cats to protect my property against
> terrorists. These cats should be able to kill and eat any
> invaders.
> How can I turn a cute little kitten into a murderous beast
> that will kill and eat terrorists ???

Get a Cheetah, I don't know how true this is, but I recall hearing somewhere
that they were the first tamed cats, used to guard palaces in the Med-East /
North African kingdoms, like Egypt.
Barnabas Collins - 19 Dec 2006 19:26 GMT
>I want to train killer cats to protect my property against
>terrorists. These cats should be able to kill and eat any
>invaders.
>
>How can I turn a cute little kitten into a murderous beast
>that will kill and eat terrorists ???

Go to sleep tonight?
 
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