2 -- Tail tricks....This is the fun part...Seeing the cat can't really
get to it's tail, you can do sh.t with it and the cat it defenseless.
Try tying the cat's tail to his front paw, cuz everyone time it walks,
it's tail get's pulled, looks like some diseased person trying to walk.
Or even better, get a nice grab of the tail, and start spinning the cat
around using it, the cat will have to take the pain, cuz by force of
nature, it can't reach it's paws around to scratch you since it's
spinning so fast it's paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and
the cat's tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can
glue it's tail to it's nose, which is cool. The cat moves his head and
his a.s comes up with it (how'z that for a chain reaction?) Like it'll
be walking around town with it's a.s all dangling up, all the other
furry f.cks will ram it up, which in turn, will make the cat freak when
it tries to sit down (get it?). But that's kinda mean.