Many a time have I wanted to beat the sh.t out of that furry little
bastard that always seems to piss me off. Either by taking a nice warm
sh.t on my brand new carpet, or decided to use me as a clawing device.

In this small message, i'd like to suggest ways to hurt or piss of the
little shithead that you can't get rid of, usually cuz some hag thinks
it's the nicest f.cker alive.

1 -- Kick it Around, you know, when the f.cker get's in your way,
whether it be when you're taking a sh.t and it comes in and watches, or
when you're sleeping and it sits on your face. Just put a little force
into it and BLAM! The f.cker goes flying. It's especially nice to watch
a cat go flying on a wood floor, with all four spread, doing 360's and
crying like a Mexican without his burrito. Kicking him from under (like
under the stomach) let's loose a flying cat, spinning and twirling in
the air.

Comments welcome :D