droptesting cats(the other white meat)
+++

here kittie kittie kittie

+++

he dropped th big black bastard
digger by name

from th landing
it landed in th couch

hopped down to th floor
and climbed up th stairs to go once more

strange cat

+++

only two  cats were harmed in th making
of this psychic underground blog

+++

i had to piss on one

he did say to put it out

i thought it was on fire

"a natural mistake to make"

+++

cmon
we've all drop tested cats

held em upside down and

let em fall to th floor

lets see ya land
right way up and

on yr feet this time

black mungrel

++

ready mr music

+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++

if ya cant hear it
it's cause this is text dickhead

+++

ah notepad

+++

so after i pulled my dick out of

kylie minogue

just testing

wonderful thing text

+++

"i ran to th pub and told nobody"

+++

and wot did nobody say ?
"he said dont tell anybody"

+++

good thing it's ficticious then

+++

"long as ya dont say she's delicious"

+++

ok paulie
i know she's a blonde

+++

"i'm not sayin blondes taste bad jen just"
"they're so fuckin common"

"ya meet more crook ones"

+++
phil collins
'in the air tonight'
+++

yeah ok windows
it is friday but

we aint goin out to entertain tonight

+++

least as far as i know

wot we up to tonight paulo ?

+++

"f.cked if i know"

+++

i got a lame excuse

we're movin th backyard shed in th morning

the fortitude valley can do without th wizard

+++

i will have to
go surfin on my unicycle this arv at some stage though

+++
bjork
'big time sensuality'
+++

yeah ok windows
a coupel pretty girls will most likely
smiel at me

so fuckin what

sitnorm

+++

wow man

cat fight goin on outside

little brother just shot out th front door

it's that other black fuckin cat

from down th road

weird

dont normally have catfights at 2 pm

here in th cul de sac

+++

he's not normally home at this time on  friday either

still rainin

+++

i'd droptest you ya c.nt

he shoulda caught ya instead of
screamin at ya to f.ck off

+++

i should perhaps explain

dear and gentle reader

that i'm on a
beautiful

south seas
sub tropical

island
in th southern hemisphere

australia by name

+++

oh and

if yr alive when ya read this
and i'm dead

go and get f.cked

+++

i feel better now

+++

"always talkin to th future hey"
anybody that reads somethin i've written

is in th future

"ok"

+++
led zeppelin
'ramble on'
+++

course

th big question of th day is

which dealers house of mine

do i wanna spend th
friday arv pissup and
buyin drugs party at

it's fuckin hard man

+++
arlo guthrie
'chilling of the evening'
+++

at dusk hey

+++

i'm hopin

that they got that engine runnin in that beast

so i can do some broadslides on th unicycle
down th dirt hill

looks like i;ve chosen

+++

got a thing about takin out
pommie cars

while slidin unicycles

+++

we're waitin on a call

to see if little brothers range rover

is ready to be picked up

+++

i'll get stuck with th land rover though

and with my luck

it'll be peak hour traffic

"and ya can look down all those"
"first day of spring tops"

hmm

+++
gorillaz
'feels good inc'
+++

yeah paulo but
is it as good as em

blowin kisses at me

when i'm singin in th valley of guts

"i thought ya stopped"

its been two months

+++

i can still hear

dickheads

askin me where my other wheel is

i think i can hold off
trekkin into th big city
at night

on my mountain unicycle

a bit longer

+++
black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++

th public can drive ya nuts

+++

"where's yr other wheel ?"

up th arse of th last fuckwit who asked

"u arent ready to go back to th streets"

hmm

+++

do i look like i fuckin need it

+++

when four out five ppl who ask

where's your other wheel ?

get told to go and get f.cked

th wise street entertainer

takes his unicycle

down country lanes for a while

+++

at least th skatebowls

th wall

will be nice and clean for my uni

when th rain stops

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no15'
+++

oh i'd do you - lyric

+++

oh it's fortune faded

+++

drop like an elevator hey

not really windows

th unicycle goes over th edge

well

actually

it kinda does

th edge is so slippery
th unicycle tyre cant grip
goin over th

edge

freefall

air

till th tyre hits th wall

hopefully with th right

angle of attack

a controllable slide at best

and watch otu for th overrun if ya

make yr attack angle too steep

+++
royksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From'(REMIX)
+++

go over too steep and
nothing can save you

overclocked flywheel

goin faster than yr legs can

lift off

bye

+++

faceplant territory

+++

falls goin up th wall however

are way more fun

+++

you can do dumb things

sh.t ya know

aint gunna work

and just step off

+++

last week at th redcliffe bowl i

hit th curve wrong

goin up th wall

and

way too much speed

but got over anyway

hmm

only a litle bit of air

compared to th girls bikes

sorry
not my fault ya ride a safety bicycle

but a little bit of air

that feels so fuckin good

+++

and th fuckwits at th bowl

kept their mouths

fairly well shut

not one asked me for a backflip

sometimes i fuckin hate humanity

+++

not as much as when i'm

surfin on a unicycle
in a  foot of white water

in th surf and

+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++

some fuckwit decides i'm a clown and
runs out and crash tackles me

+++

"or a blonde standin in th best wave and holdin a camera"

"goin can i get a photo with you ?"

yeah ok paulo

+++

was carryin a
non waterproof mp3 player last time

and we are not amused ok

but i didnt kill it

+++

course
my twin brother paulo woulda

had a good go and killin th prick

if it did get splashed

know wot i mean

+++

"as i recall"
"three guys stopped me chasin him down"
"and bashin his head in"

"he ran away"

+++

hmmm

dont knock th wizard over in th surf

just because u can

+++

it's th first day of spring

a man's thoughts turn to

unicycle surfing

+++

"thought u were my female personality"

i still have to deal with blisters on my testicles paulo

"hmm"

+++
city high
'city high anthem'
+++

sorry brisvegas

my twin brother paulo wont

come and put smiles on dials in th big city

for th first day of spring

he dont think

his car breakin down in his driveway

99% of th time

instead of th middle of nowhere

is incentive enough

+++

i think th fuckin price of fuel is just too high and

we're on a  pension

+++

my fans love me so much that i
drive a five hundred dollar car

actually that isnt fair
i never did it for money

i do miss singin on
strete corners with

five or so of my muso mates

+++
kylie minogue
'still standing'
+++

prefer to sit

singin on strete corners

usually done twenty or so kilomtres on a unicycle before

i stop with my first busker mate

+++

always amuses me

when i've been away from th street a couple of months and

i get hit up

where th f.ck have ya been man ?

ah just

payin car rego and

i live outside th big city

"puttin smiles on dials doesnt pay"

+++
icehouse
'Love in Motion' (with Chrissie Amphlett)
+++

give you my heart and soul - lyric

+++

only for six yrs though

+++

when th news
that th unicycle man of byron bay

had comitted suicide
filtered thru th street and

found me
i had to sit down and ask myself

why

+++

i've been the unicycle man of more places than i can count

some places ya can

drop back in after two yrs away from their street and

some bugger will go oh hi man

do you remember when we...

+++

kuta lady

introduced to me to a nice
sweet young thing last week

she met me in 2001
in th botanic gardens

do i remember you ?

ah f.ck

+++

countless thousands

just liek you and

just as pretty

+++
santana
'black magic woman'
+++

i got magic but

even my diary only has
bout one percent of th ppl i met

+++

smokin drugs and
drinkin alcohol

in a park with some

late teenage wild things

then remount th unicycle and

peel thru th flower beds

+++

i'm sorry i dont remember you

but thank you for remembering me

i guess i stuck out

+++

and cause i'd
just come from a skatebowl

i told ya how i figured out how to keep th
little mungrels happy

half drunk and

a huge pile of stacks goin up th wall

no
no stacks goin down

they forgive that
hey i'm a master

it stopped th jaded little buggers
askin for somethin resembling a trick

+++
kylie minogue
'sweet music'
+++

they weren;t puton crashes exactly kylie

i just

overcooked th entry a few times

easier to have a real crash than a fake one

+++

to cum down th wall any steeper

i'd have to go back to fittin brakes

dont liek brakes on a  unicycle

generally only effective over twenty k's an hour
and even then

+++

i know i gotta pull th

suspension unicycle prototype outta th shed tomorrow

"big arse bitch"

we found us a fabricator dear

we'll make ya skinnier and

a smaller bum and

out of alloy to start with

steel at th moment

maybe i can get paulo to go learn about carbon fibre

+++

f.ck he welds good

+++

souped up
motorized skateboard

with a locker diff

+++
the panel
'opening theme'
+++

mad c.nts are us

+++
george
'truth'
+++

its a sad fact of life but

one of th nicest

complimetns in

australian suburbia

is

yr a mad c.nt

+++

never have a slidin competition
between a  unicycle and a motorized skateboard

<<<smiel >>>

he lost

+++

we judged it on crowd squeels

+++

i was thinkin on
unicycle racin rules

equal with first over th line

first prize is

most spectacular crash

oh and umm

coolest save

+++

like

hittin th post hard and

not catching th out of control flywheel

till seven pedals after th impact

slow mo back to

three rotations of th wheel where th rider

sorry pilot

was only in contact with th wheel

by one foot on one pedal

+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++

i flogged th last unicycle

who tried to follow me thru th posts

he hasnt

been out in th street six yrs

and cant jump gutters

yet

one day though

i'll peel thru th posts and

he'll go past me

+++

i can jump gutters

i cant jump puddles

always seem to land in th middle of em

th clown in me

+++
tv rock
'flaunt it'
+++

wot i cant jump

is money

fifteen bucks to get to town and back

to go and play

petrol

+++

but its only been two months

since i last

hit th big city and

didnt find a fuckin thing i couldnt ride over

+++

coupel of weeks back

i wandered intot h dustbowl

behind wright park and

found that

unicycles and hidden tree roots in th dust

can be interesting

+++
radiohead
'creep'(acapella)
+++

gotta have internal radar to see
th tree roots

layin under th dust

course

that's all gone now

a clay pan up there now probly

i'll try to pick my time
to go visit again and

hit it while it still has puddles

but not so greasy i cant get between em

+++

th bump outside th

high school

on th big road

got me yesterday

full of water and mud

its internal dimensions have changed

other bikes have been thru it

i came down

nuthin savage but

man that wheel stopped fast

+++
u2
'i still havent found what i'm lookin for'
+++

<<<smile >>>

cant see everythin comin

i see enough

+++

lighter's run out

time to hit th frog and toad

back soon

.
.
.

+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++

been to see my dealer

+++

his dog is healin nicely

beggin me for pats

+++

wish yr girlfriend didnt look like

dorothy from th wizard of oz

lizas mum

+++

i take that back

+++

th boys were talkin cars
we got th giggles

+++

and yeah
did we sink much rum and bourbon and
praise

we thank it

+++

different grower this week and

my last stash was from kuta lady

+++

gettin some variety in th dope at last

+++

well it ias  girls bike
by definition

worse its got

four wheels

"had training wheels"

bad as a car

and they're girls bikes too

<<< smile >>>

+++

f.ck he looks after me

huge stick

+++

"good size drug consignment"

sorry

+++
oasis
'f.cking in the bushes'
+++

just talkin about sum
dried flowers

green ones
smoke nice anyway

smooth with a capital oooooo

+++

he'll grow out of it dear

ventually

wont be car mad forever

however

at 44

i'm still droppin into skatebowls

on a mans bike(unicycle)

he'll still be a boy

she smiled

+++

lovely man
th man who gave me th inspiration

to bunnyhop unicycles
a real tripper

+++
M/A/R/R/S
'pump up the volume'
+++

ok

i miss th adelaide street bus stops

they;re goin

and th mindless missiles

ppl

drunk and stoned after midnight

all floatin around in my game

unicycle video game

in real life

resets on every corner

never th same twice

it'll still be there

+++

havent clipped a bus seat in three months

+++

f.ck

+++

more drugs over here

thang ya c.nt

bring us th hash pipe

+++

th blonde at th shop

knows my shopping habits

+++
bjork
'crying'
+++

its not that
she's underage

+++

thought i wanted 25 cash

as well as my durries

no dear

i wanna sixpack as well

+++

th small shopkeepers

generally know wot th populace are doin

+++

thing is

can th land surfer personality
within me

live with not

celebratin th arrival of

sprung

+++

probly

he's too out of it and pissed to care

+++

celebratin our own way and

not comin out to entertain

you

fuckhead

+++

to that crowd i'm

the unicycle man

as ever

+++
violent femmes
'gone daddy gone'
+++

i dont introduce myself as

the unicycle man

well not normally

+++

look fortitude valley
go and get f.cked

surfers paradise

i got laid in th doorway of a nightclub

where's your great tale ?

+++

then shut up

+++

it can be hard to let go

of  a venue

+++

last friday night

just after midnight

my phone started ringin

from a denizen of

th old surfers paradise

that i used to sing with there

+++

i dunno dude

u never once

came down th beach

when i was surfin

in th surf

on one wheel

+++
Ludwig van Beethoven
'Symphony No. 9'(Scherzo)
+++

yet u'd introduce me

to all yr lady friends as

the unicycle man

+++
sopranos theme song
'woke up this morning'
+++

up till two weeks ago

yr ex is still ringin me

+++

f.ck i gove her wot for

crazy redheaded bitch

i love ya but

+++

i guess

after singin with womble for a coupel hours

so me and th girls could afford to hit th nightclubs

and then we'd dirty dance and then

go collect womble and drag him home

and probly head back into surfers

cause th weak prick karked it at 3 Am and

u and i partied till dawn

+++

i meant what i said dear

i cant give u paulie

+++

he videoed himself and

his last two wives takin it in th arse

not yr scene

+++

its kept her from messaging

+++
the black eyed peas
'hands up'
+++

thought i'd burned u womble

+++

some just wont
drop off th vine

+++

if u wanna join th hive man

u gotta actually listen

+++

i got one phone call

someone askin

can i stick kuta down as my religion

hmm

+++

well no-one's paid any dues but

i cant stop u practisin yr religion

+++
black eyed peas
'my humps'
+++

just um

remember that th head toecutter has

quarter million confirmed kadaitcha man kills ok

+++

although it is nice

someone rang me to ask

+++

never marry a volcano

+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++

the difficult listening hour

i've turned th music up

singing is

+++

didnt sing oen fuckin bit that is actually in th song

all background

ahhhhhhhhhh

total freedom

+++
scott brown
'now is the time'
+++

it took yrs

singin in th street

to find freedom

now i can sing anywhere

+++

"pretty much"

+++

six yrs as an unpaid street entertainer

can i ever truly give it up ?

+++

it was all of yesterday
i was jumpin traffic islands

and watchin a pretty girl smile at my antics

+++

i've seen so many ppl unhinge i

can never see enough of it

+++

they just

havent seen unicycles slide in th flesh

hit posts
and continue and

+++
oasis
'wonderwall'
+++

hands up who's seen a  unicycle drop into a bowl

+++

if i hit th bowl

first sunny day after th rain

i can push th edge of

how steep an angle i can take down th wall

+++

yummie

+++

havin to bunny hop
over th top

on th down
run

is

well its

fuckin nice ok

+++

cause pretty well

100% of th ppl there

seein it in th flesh

have never seen it

+++

i try to keep th numbers down

most ppl are fuckheads

+++

only friend or lation i;ve shown is

my nephew

+++

he's buyin another new girls bike

+++

ride yr unicycle chump

+++
kylie minogue
'i feel for you'
+++

shutup mini gooey

+++

so young man

do th chicks get squidgey when ya pull up on yr girls bike ?

+++

fuckhead

+++

i pull up at a busker mate
i'm gunna sing with

with
a broadslide that leaves

a black trail
on a  man;s bike

+++

even with two coffees in my hand

womble would ask for a crash

he liked to include th unicycle in th act

rare

would crash and

not spill anything and

duly deliver th guitarist a coffee and prop

and start singing

an audience member would usually grab th unicycle

i only caught it in my legs

35 % of th time

it was early days

+++

so why ya callin man ?

+++
the stranglers
'gold and brown'
+++

so

i told ya i was 009

i got a job to do

+++

i got a letter from th gummint today

my number started with

007

i went yeah ok

+++

ah man
just

+++

for wot its worth wommie

u got more chance of draggin paulo's carcass
away to sing

he's gone off th valley of guts

+++

says it's for kiddies

+++

i do have to wonder though

does anyone else sing

at full volume

to th dickless tracys

lady coppers

downstairs

mannin all th cameras cause

we're all really bent up here and

we're havin a good time

ya better cum f.ck it up for us

+++
budgie
'guts'
+++

but i dont expect there will bee

+++

ah well

+++

replace me ya c.nts

+++

slalom unicycle racing
thru th cars pullin up at th light

th wrong way

down a four lane one way

road

after midnight

past th taxi rank

and ultra relaxed

hey

i've never broken a bone on it

+++

give me a ticket for ridin a  fuckin girls bike

+++

i'll insult you across th fuckin globe

+++

i dont ride a girls bike council inspector c.nt

+++
big pig
'i cant breakway'
+++

we'll see

surfers paradise only gets about one visit a year now

i used to play in th low tide surf there

every week

+++

smokin drugs thru a carrot

whiel th girls dirty dance in front of me

in th street
in the fortitude valley

doesnt equal

gettin laid

in th doorway of a nightclub

in surfers paradise

while th bouncers just stood and watched

i'm sorry

+++

i'm thinkin about my diary man

+++

i been readin back and

yeah man
um

the buskers jam at dawn

in th fortitude valley was hot

but it died

we all went separate ways and it died

+++

the buskers jam at dawn on a sunday was

th golden time

+++
pj harvey
'the dancer'
+++

th lesbians

dont walk their girlfriends on dogcollars anymore

and th trannies parade

once in a blue moon

stead of every friday night

th place has changed

th money came in

+++

used to be

th valley was notorious for

u could get in anywhere

dressed as anything

the city invaded the red light district

and won

+++

not one fuckin riot when

the man closed th club doors at 3 Am

stead of five Am

not fuckin one

+++

this country's f.cked

+++

back in my time
we woulda thrown full stubbies at the police beat

+++

thousands strong

+++

f.ck off ya c.nts

+++

i shake my head and recall

how much of a good time i had

at th bathurst bike riots in 85

+++
U2
'pride'(in the name of love)
+++

even got on telly

doin donuts on a sidecar

"warmin up th crowd"

paints us all in

dust man

identify me now f.cker

+++

thousands of leather clad bikers

all lookin
pretty much th same

specially after midnight

+++

teach you c.nts for buildin a bigger police

prescence on th mountain

+++

killed th easter bike races

+++

one day

they make us wear a helmet

if ya stand up to pee

+++

girls world

+++
khia
'lick my pussy'
+++

on ya windows

+++
jewel
'love me just leave me alone'
+++

f.ck off bitch i'm goin to th pub

you want me to call th maid ?

+++

well she'
s got faster fingers than i have and
i've run out of batteries

+++

will ya hurry up and get off bitch

i wanna go nightclubbin

the lesbian blues

+++

"as sung by a trannie"

lesbian tranny

+++

th straight girls seem to liek it though

when i sing it in th street

+++

actually

even th odd

lesbian couple

i seem to recall

a couple of young lovely ladies

and me

all tryin to teach emselves

how to unciycle and

we had a real good time

+++

"more than once"
that pair stood out

+++

was singin with kombi dude

it blew him away

+++
the flying lizards
'i want money'(the best things in life are free)
+++

i wasnt doin it for money

aaand he defended me more than most

noticed i was invisible

+++

well at least to those two boys hey man

+++

f.cked bein psychic around white boys

+++

alright if they dont classify emselves as

white boys

u dig it ?

+++

dont answer that
i dont read comment

+++
the verve
'come on'
+++

just a storage medium for me

+++

and someone might read it

you know

twisting heads

it's just my psychic blog

+++

if they keep
all of newsnet

from whoa to go
it's a kind of

immortality
albeit a strange one

+++

that first time ya write somethin

knowin

this thing is

immortal

+++

i cant go back and change it and

any mistake i amke is

there for all time

+++

i remeber
th first post i made to th internet

and how much

i was scared of it

+++

just th
offchance of knowing

someone may read my words

+++

course

i experimented and

watched th odd thousand or so
individuals follow my writing to a

www website

+++

enough to make a few

ummm

observations

+++

ya cant count in newsnet
how many ppl read wot you wrote

and most of em th readers are
lurkers

+++

i love it

+++

pissed an ex wife cause

i could share with humanity

wot i couldnt share with her

am i better for it ?

+++

th mouthy ones comment

for someone in th future to laugh at

+++

if i lived to read your comments

would i be living for myself or for

you

+++

make yr comments after i'm fuckin dead

you arent my parents and

i dint listen to them either

did you ?

+++
the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
+++

told ya both to get f.cked and
five minutes later

dad shot ya in th head

+++

it's just life

+++

"and death"

+++

one day
i wont be able to slide a unicycle

but that's not today
today i am

alive

+++
john mayer
'bigger than my body'
+++

i guess

+++

when th five hundredth person

called me a legend

to my face

in th street

in australia

where we avoid such displays

+++

a local icon
just like

rock n roll george

by th way

i prefer

rock n roll paulo

to
the unicycle man

+++

it's more

th wizard these days

i been around so long

+++

sixpack abs
midfourties

partyin till dawn

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you know

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i had to be married twice first

for five yrs both times

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punishment enough for any man

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i dont take em home now
keep my room bad enough i dont wanna

but they blow kisses at me

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icehpouse
'love in motion'(with chrissie amphlett)
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th thing is

ya gotta explore new territory

wommie wants to go to sydney

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yeah wommie
i'm playin hard to get bitch but
you keep ringin and

you cant replace my voice

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ya dont sing with
a hundred different buskers without

learnin a  few tricks

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after four years i could
sing a completely different song

in th background and
in harmony

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twisting ppl's head's with th lyrics

my twin brother always
always

is th wildest thing there

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maybe it's th
savages testicles

they ache
every day

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when i had a pirate net connection
and was pirating songs

and

writin about it
while i did it and

nuthin

was fuckin sweet

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david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
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havin two girlfriends and
an online blog they could both read was

kinda interesting

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can i tell that hot car tale yet black ?

he says still not enough water gone under th bridge

ah well

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all th evidence is gone

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some of my life i'm

ten yrs behind in th
writin in my diary

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but it's all i leave behind

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i'm past five million smiles
on ppl's dials

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mr oizo
'flat beat'
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oh yeah i used to know - first lyric

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th thing about bein an entertainer

ya drop into a

small town and

th place cant do enough for ya

but a big place

yr just one of many

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i'd do th tyalgum pub again with ya womble

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he'll talk to ya again

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i dunno about sydney
i'd rather go to melbourne

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and only in th warmer months ok

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born in th sub tropics

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send me a message sayin yr workin on that song and

i'll reply

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neil young
'the needle and the damage done'
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wal wrote a song

womble coloured it

i sang it

we still havent jammed on it

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but me and wommie did

like five different versions

i know wal's drummin

he'd just

lay it down

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it's not th nightlife i miss
it's th muso's and

th music we made

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live

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ted mulry gang
'jump in my car'
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not tonight

i know that

havin drunk six bourbons already

aint excuse enough for th eunicycle man

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havin a  bludge

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but umm

been ridin heaps and

th spider veins are back out

i'm a whole two kilo's underweight

i'm eatin more

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th surf is hard work

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have to build up to it

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it's only about four months since

i hit surfers paradise main beach
underspotlights

on my big unicycle

in th surf

th nephew
was arguin with me last weekend about it

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B2K
'bump bump bump'(remix 4)
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ok dude

u gave me this song

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didnt bring a bicycle this weekend

two and half men weekends

+++

last weekend

u rode my 26 unicycle

right round th cul de sac

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me and yr brother both

said how far u'd come

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i'll put u on
my 24 with th big tyre

this weekend and

see if that takes yr fancy

not fast enough for me anymore

+++

just a spare in th back of th car

+++

ya came back with
tales of th mad

24 inch unicycle they had

and th girls bikes ya looked at

do th girls drip for yr girls bike ?

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simon and garfunkel
'cecilia'
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she wont shake yr confidence if
you pull up on one wheel

specially in th surf

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th first time
three chicks bail ya up

to get a photo with ya

is pretty special i guess

just jaded

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ya dont have to be famous

ya just have to be good

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i still
take calls from th edge of th island

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it's addictive
goin out and bein amazing

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beck
'beautiful way'
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?
'track 12 with oonka chaka'
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fuckem
i'll go out and be amazing

when i f.cking well pls

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it'll blow you away - lyric

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every friday night
it hits me liek a hammer

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why arent i goin out
ridin my unicycle till dawn

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th council's givin me th sh.ts
th pigs are givin me th sh.ts

th ppl are givin me th sh.ts

"ok"

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everywhere i go
i see boring ppl

and th c.nts are smiling at me

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it's a worry

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tenacious d
'cock pushups'
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gorillaz
'dare'
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have i run enough red lights after midnight ?

is my midlife crisis over or

does it go forever ?

will i ever grow up ?

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well

at least i dont have to ask a girlfriend

or a wife

if i can slip to my dealers for a coupel of bourbons
and buy a stick of dried green flowers

so i cant complain

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no c.nt listens anyway right

+++

if yr alive when ya read this

and i'm dead

go and get f.cked ok

hope ya have a pleasurable time

i did

.
.
.

i ejaculate
therefore i am

.
.
.

the land surfer

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p.s.

the verve
'neon wilderness'