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Dear Maria:

I am so sorry it has come to this, but don't worry, Susie will be
waiting for you at the Bridge. We'll light some candles for her as
well.  Good luck.

Take care of yourself.

When I had to put my last cat to sleep a couple of years ago we had
him cremated and the remains were buried at a pet cemetary nearby.  

I would point out here in the US of A it is illegal to bury your
cat in your yard.  

Also the cat will be eagerly waiting for you at Rainbow Bridge.

As far as the religious implications/questions/etc. i'd recommend
consulting the leaders in your particular religion.     I have no
clue what the answer is but i've often wondered about it.

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i had so experience with my old 15 yo cat...
she was really ill cancer eat her day by day . was 3 years agoo.she was a
cat from street wery pretty but with close character.... like me :P now she
live in my heart. as your Susie live in your. i dont thing burial cerimony
are good
i simply find a nice place in park where she like go . and buried there and
put same flower sametime ...
im sorry for my terrible englis i hope u understand me ...