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A dead dog is a good dog

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dave@none.com - 23 Jun 2006 05:23 GMT
A dead dog is a good dog.....

Dead dogs do not bark all day and night
Dead dogs do not bite people
Dead dogs do not chew your shoes
Dead dogs do not sh.t on your carpet
Dead dogs do not dig up your lawn
Dead dogs do not jump on people and scratch them
Dead dogs do not waste money on feed
Dead dogs do not run into the road and cause auto accidents
Dead dogs do not kill pet cats and rabbits
Dead dogs do not dump your garbage cans
Dead dogs do not annoy neighbors
Dead dogs do not destroy things
Dead dogs do not scare people
Dead dogs do not attack visitors
Dead dogs do not kill people
Dead dogs do not require shots
Dead dogs do not come home smelling like a skunk

IF YOU HAVE A LIVE DOG, LOAD YOUR GUN AND KILL THE SON OF A BITCH.

A dead dog is a good dog.....
noone@nowhere.com - 23 Jun 2006 11:53 GMT
>A dead dog is a good dog.....
>Dead dogs do not bark all day and night
>etc, etc, etc...
>IF YOU HAVE A LIVE DOG, LOAD YOUR GUN AND KILL THE SON OF A BITCH.
>A dead dog is a good dog.....
And you dude, are my dog...Get ready!
kraut - 23 Jun 2006 13:43 GMT
Another idiot for my kill filter!!!

PLOINK !!!!!!!!!!!

>A dead dog is a good dog.....
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>A dead dog is a good dog.....
WorththeWait - 23 Jun 2006 16:18 GMT
*wince* someone has too much free time on their hands.  I may be a cat person,
but that's just wrong.

>Another idiot for my kill filter!!!
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>>A dead dog is a good dog.....
Barnabas Collins - 23 Jun 2006 19:37 GMT
>A dead dog is a good dog.....
And you're posting this to a CAT GROUP why?

At least dogs have one thing up on you.....they don't post
this stuff to a CAT GROUP.
Wayne Boatwright - 23 Jun 2006 20:57 GMT
Oh pshaw, On Fri 23 Jun 2006 11:37:59a, Barnabas Collins was muttering
about...

>>A dead dog is a good dog.....
> And you're posting this to a CAT GROUP why?

Because school is out for the summer in most states.

> At least dogs have one thing up on you.....they don't post
> this stuff to a CAT GROUP.

Good one!

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Bigjoe - 25 Jun 2006 21:54 GMT
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Adios, good moron !
 
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