> > Help! We have a couple of fountains that we want to put back out
> > in our home but can't figure out a way to keep the cat from drinking
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> to moving water -- not just to drink but also to play. It isn't worth
> taking risks with her health. I keep mine set up without any water.
Yeah! That's right! Me too! I, too, have a fountain - beautiful thing it is;
marble, lovely display or so the brochure pictures said, cost me a fortune -
but I won't have it working just in case it poisons my cats.
Then there's my swimming pool. Empty, and it'll stay that way. Can't have my
cat accidentally falling into it and drowning.
I also refuse to have an electrical supply running into the house, in case
my kittie sticks her paws into the outlets and gets electrocuted. Sure, it
makes life very uncomfortable, and it's Hell living without a fridge, TV,
music, heating, and lights, and my two kids were taken into care for
"neglect", but no matter. The cat is all that's important.
> No, it's not as pleasant to look at, but the alternative (possibly a
> sick cat) makes it well worth doing without the pleasantry of a
> working fountain.
Absolutely. Sure, when folks come round and point out to you that, surely,
it's pointless having a fountain if there's no water in it, and they think
you're a few cards short of the deck when you say it's because of the cat;
well, that may cause problems with your social standing, and make you think
that people consider you peculiar. "f.ck 'em", I always say.
> Likewise, I no longer keep real plants indoors -- same reaon.
> I have lots of plants outdoor, but not inside.
Well done. Real plants indoors? Psshhooh! OK, so real plants turn a house
into a home. They can fill a room with pleasant odours, life, energy, and
beauty. Sure, the communion between plants, the house, and humans is a holy,
beautiful thing. But f.ck them. Plastic ones are good enough for us, Mary.
It's for the cats!!!!!
> There are certain "trade offs" that come with pets, and the great pleasure
> I get from my furry twosome makes all of those decisions very easy to
make.
I couldn't agree with you less, Mary.
Say - have you ever considered purchasing some form of battery-operated,
vibrating sex-aid? You should. It would do you the world of good, you know.