Top 10 Signs Your Cat Is Smarter Than You

10.    He's convinced you that catnip is good for tartar control.

9.  He acts like he's allergic to your boyfriend.

8.  He chips in to buy the fabric warranty for your new couch.

7.  Your fingernails are cut while you are asleep.

6.  He brings you an ad for glow in the dark fish.

5.  Someone has disabled the snooze function on your clock/radio.

4.  He clips coupons for Fancy Feast.

3.  You spend all your time watching Audubon videos.

2.  Leash laws only apply to dogs.

1.  He's already voted for the fudge brownie sundae that looks like a
mouse in the Kids Bake It Fun! contest.

http://www.pillsburybaking.com/prodPromo/kbc_entries.aspx

Now, please go vote.  His uncle has three cats and when Springs comes,
they wake me at 4:00 a.m. to be fed instead of 5:00 a.m.