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Screaming Tail Syndrome

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m.e.o.w@purrrrrr.com - 17 Jan 2006 02:36 GMT
Does your cat have Screaming Tail Syndrome?
It seems my cats have all become infected with it.
It's not fatal, but pretty serious stuff.

Here's how it works.  
I grab a cats tail, then it SCREAMS !!!
Not the cat, the tail.
The tail screams.....
You heard that right, the tail screams.  It's not a loud scream, but
it's very high pitched and drives the cats nuts.
They cower from fear, and they will do anything to escape this
horrible thing that's "getting them". The flip over and roll.
They finally escape.  
They are free at last and the tail screams vanish.  

Then they turn around and come back for more !!!
anon - 17 Jan 2006 03:23 GMT
> Does your cat have Screaming Tail Syndrome?
> It seems my cats have all become infected with it.
> It's not fatal, but pretty serious stuff.
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wester@laway.net - 18 Jan 2006 00:11 GMT
>Does your cat have Screaming Tail Syndrome?
>It seems my cats have all become infected with it.
>It's not fatal, but pretty serious stuff.

You're a huge a.shole. I hope you're sterile.
anon - 18 Jan 2006 02:21 GMT
>>Does your cat have Screaming Tail Syndrome?
>>It seems my cats have all become infected with it.
>>It's not fatal, but pretty serious stuff.
>
> You're a huge a.shole. I hope you're sterile.

It is best to just ignore trolls.
In a related story, are you reading about those teenagers in
Florida, who went around beating homeless people?  A
shrink was saying that it was common for kids like this to
start out in their younger years by torturing animals.  We had
some teens here where I live go into a Petsmart and wheel
around a cat they had tortured and killed.  Georgia had just
that year passed a law making animal abuse crimes a felony.
These kids were the first charged and jailed, under the new
law.   As expected, the parents hired a lawyer who portrayed
the kids as the victims.   America is loaded with sick people
walking the streets.
NMR - 18 Jan 2006 02:29 GMT
>>>Does your cat have Screaming Tail Syndrome?
>>>It seems my cats have all become infected with it.
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> the kids as the victims.   America is loaded with sick people
> walking the streets.

For everyone information every serial killer, rapist, child molester there
is every one thing that is common with all of them

They tortured animals or insects while they were growing up always starting
from a early age
m.e.o.w@purrrrrr.com - 18 Jan 2006 10:38 GMT
I've proven this before, and I just proved it again.  This newsgroup
has some of the most assenine motherf..king cocksuckers on the entire
internet.  You people are f.cking retarded idiots.  You are a bunch of
f.cking whiney morons who dont have a goddamn f.cking clue. I'm sure
the hell glad I dont live in the miserable world that any of you
f.ckers live in, because you are all the most miserable people on
earth. People like yourselves dont deserve to own pets, if any of you
really do,  I hope your pets run away to escape the torture of being
around a.sholes such as yourselves.  I imagine most if not all of you
belong to PETA and the Animal Liberation Front.  I wonder how many of
you have burned buildings and done other terrorism in this country?
I am willing to bet most of you have.  You cocksuckers want to use the
word TROLL, well, I'll tell you what.  Go look in a f.cking mirror and
you will see a troll.  I wish all of you the hell you deserve, and if
any of you do have pets, or children, I surely hope they run away or
are taken away from you by the government.  If I was half as miserable
as any of you f.ckers on this group, I'd commit suicide just to remove
my ugliness from this planet, from othes that have to live in your
neighborhoods, and those that come to this newsgroup to have a little
fun.  Do yourselves and the rest of this world a big favor.  Kill
yourselves! Dont delay, do it now, and stop wasting oxygen and food
that worthwhile persons can use.

And just so your feeble minds understand (not that I give a flying
f.ck), what I posted was meant to be funny.  Thats how I play with my
cats, and they love it.  When I grab their tails I make a squeaking
sound like a mouse and the cats love the play, and come back for more.
But losers such as yourselves would never understand playing with your
pets.  You probably stuff them in cages to show off to any visitor who
dares walk into the miserable living hell you call your homes, and you
demand perfection from your pets and beat them, and scream at them if
they are not perfect enough to suit you imaginary perfect world where
all the walls are painted white because you are so boring you can not
understand anything beyond white.  I hope you all burn in hell,
because you are all completely and totally useless pieces of sh.t, and
far from being anything worthwhile.  Your pets would be better off
dead than having to live anywhere near f.ckers like yourselves.

If you dont understand what I said above, and most of you morons
probably do not, let me put it in simple terms.
*** f.ck OFF ***

If you dont like my choice of words, then GO f.ck YOURSELF, because no
one else will do it to anyone as nasty and ugly as any of you people.
Nobody wants you.  Not other people, and not your pets.  A pile of cat
sh.t is worth more than the lives of all of you combined.

Dont worry, I will never come back to this newsgroup.  I want nothing
to do with miserable losers and terrorists such as yourselves.  I will
be sure to tell everyone I encounter on the internet, to avoid this
newsgroup, and leave you miserable slime to slither away in your own
excrement on this group, until the spam drowns you out.  I also hope
the government is monitoring this newsgroup, in their investigation of
PETA and the Animal Liberation Front, because they'll hit the jackpot
on this group. In fact, I may just bring this group to their
attention.

I've had my say, I have nothing further to say to any of you. And I
hope to God (for your sake), I never come face to face with any of you
f.ckers, because you will regret it for the rest of you lives.

Goodbye and f.ck OFF

>>>Does your cat have Screaming Tail Syndrome?
>>>It seems my cats have all become infected with it.
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>the kids as the victims.   America is loaded with sick people
>walking the streets.
NMR - 18 Jan 2006 19:01 GMT
I never classified you as a troll   but  you made it into the block senders
lists for nasty language you chose to use instead of making a statement
critizing them using intelligence instead of profanity
ALBERT C. GOOD JR. - 18 Jan 2006 19:42 GMT
Thank you for blessing us with your fine vocabulary m.e.o.w.
Al.
> I've proven this before, and I just proved it again.  This newsgroup
> has some of the most assenine motherf..king cocksuckers on the entire
[quoted text clipped - 77 lines]
> >the kids as the victims.   America is loaded with sick people
> >walking the streets.
John Wesley - 19 Jan 2006 03:13 GMT
> I've proven this before, and I just proved it again.  

You have a very foul mouth!

PLONK!!
sdaniel13@nyc.rr.com - 19 Jan 2006 12:51 GMT
Did you forget to take your meds today?
Alan Allen - 19 Jan 2006 14:03 GMT
I have a mental picture of m.e.o.w.  He is 15 years old, 5 feet tall,
105 pounds, wears thick glasses and has a tiny weenie.  He gets bullied
at school and gets nasty on the internet to compensate.  

              Alan
NMR - 19 Jan 2006 15:10 GMT
and you forgot goes through a jar of vaseline a week
Michael Rhino - 24 Jan 2006 06:19 GMT
If you tell a joke and people don't laugh, then maybe it wasn't funny.
Instead of getting angry, why not try to tell better jokes?
 
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