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Cat Forum / General Topics / January 2006Cat Nurses on My Ear Lobe (Photos)
My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both of my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound and kneads my cheeks. Then she licks my face here and there and rubs the sides of her cheeks on my face inbetween nursing on both ears. Why does she think my ears are mama cat's teat? And how can I make her understand I am not her mother cat? It's disturbing. Look here for pictures: http://tinyurl.com/78ez4 ___________________________ Want to see MORE of the same? Visit http://www.kooksites.com For Sick, Strange & Bizarre Fringe! > My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both of > my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > mother cat? It's disturbing. Look here for pictures: > http://tinyurl.com/78ez4 I had a cat that would do that. I just weaned him off the earlobes and onto the nipples. Now that's something they pay good money for in Vegas!  SignatureSir Baldin Pramer, RPA >> My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on >> both of my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > I had a cat that would do that. I just weaned him off the earlobes and > onto the nipples. Now that's something they pay good money for in Vegas! I've four cats here. Most are comfortable to lay in your lap or beside you and aren't terribly intrusive when they do. However, my little Burmese-Tabby mix, similar markings as yours but with a flat face and short coat, does similar, except she'll nuzzle up in my armpit and suck on my shirt/sweater. I guess it's something about how they love you and think you're the parent animal now, and she's just saying that you are her replacement Mommy. You could stab her with a fork the next time she does it, it might get the message across. >My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both of >my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >mother cat? It's disturbing. Look here for pictures: >http://tinyurl.com/78ez4 Uh, let me clue you in here. You *are* her mothership. She's just showing how much she appreciates her human servant. > My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both of > my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I am not her mother cat? It's disturbing. Look here for pictures: > http://tinyurl.com/78ez4 She's suckling your psychic energy!!!! >> My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both >> of my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > She's suckling your psychic energy!!!! Back when we were both kids, my sister had a cat that would suck on the collar of her night shirt. She would get up in the morning with the top of her shirt damp from this cat's nocturnal activity. But since the cat only did it to her, pretty soon it became such a commonplace occurrence that we didn't even think about it after awhile. That is until one night when she was staying at someone else's place. That night (mind you I avidly read science-fiction and horror) I woke up to complete darkness, a heavy weight on my chest, and the sound of something not human sucking at my throat. I froze in horror for the longest time until the beast stopped sucking and went 'Meow'. I started sleeping with a night-light. SignatureEver had one of those days where you just felt like: http://cosmoslair.com/BadDay.html ? > That night (mind you I avidly read science-fiction and horror) I woke up > to complete darkness, a heavy weight on my chest, and the sound of > something not human sucking at my throat. I froze in horror for the > longest time until the beast stopped sucking and went 'Meow'. > > I started sleeping with a night-light. One of the finest pieces of abuse perpetrated by an animal on a human being was by an iguana of mine - since the house was being sprayed for termites, she had to go and stay with a friend, Richard, for a few days. Whereas at my place, she had the run of the house, Richard lived in a single small room. The iguana hated it on sight, and tried for a few hours to escape, but to no avail. The next morning, Richard woke up to find the iguana lying on his chest, studying him. When he opened his eyes, she stood up, climbed down onto the floor and looked up at him. When she was sure he was looking back, she went over to the shaggiest rug in the room, looked back at him, shat all over the rug and then walked away. Another time, a friend came to the house and wouldn't leave her alone - kept playing with her -- I warned him she'd take revenge, to which he replied, "But it's only an animal..." Later, as he was sitting on the couch, she walked over, climbed up, sat on his lap, waited for him to say, "Look, see - she likes me", shat all over his legs and ran off. If the cat threatened her, she'd wait a day and then go sh.t in the cat food; if I annoyed her, she'd wait a day, squeeze under the door to the bedroom and sh.t in the bed... excellent animal - really vindictive. > If the cat threatened her, she'd wait a day and then go sh.t in the cat > food; if I annoyed her, she'd wait a day, squeeze under the door to the > bedroom and sh.t in the bed... excellent animal - really vindictive. Excellent? She's the devil incarnate. Reminds me of that Wall of Voodoo song with the line: "Wish I was in Tijuana, Eating barbequed Iguana." > > If the cat threatened her, she'd wait a day and then go sh.t in the cat > > food; if I annoyed her, she'd wait a day, squeeze under the door to the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > "Wish I was in Tijuana, > Eating barbequed Iguana." That's because you're stupid heart is worth about ten cents, normalized for inflation, pre-tax cost. Shipping not included. Regards, Steve > >>"Opwernby" <dan@opwernby.com> wrote in message >>news:BfydnYYxnPH-xVTenZ2dnUVZ_tWdnZ2d@adelphia.com... [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > That's because you're stupid heart is worth about ten cents, normalized > for inflation, pre-tax cost. Shipping not included. This is why I just can't warm up to cats. Like many a Hyoo-mon, they're just too anal-expulsive if even mildly annoyed. There can be a very thin line between loving animals and loving them baked in a flour tortilla. As Saint Greg Proops once put it, IIRC and I don't swear that I do: "Animals have two functions: to taste good and to look fabulous when worn. We ran from them for 200 years; now its their turn." -- HellPope Huey Ah, the roar of the greasepaint, the smell of the crowd Clown porn makes the baby Bozo cry. ~ Joy D'Veeve Clown is a pupal stage of zombie. ~ Rev. End x Art > My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both of > my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > mother cat? It's disturbing. Look here for pictures: > http://tinyurl.com/78ez4 You know what Charton Heston says about these situations: i.e."Just suck back." > ___________________________ > Want to see MORE of the same? > Visit http://www.kooksites.com > For Sick, Strange & Bizarre Fringe! >> My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both of >> my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound and [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >You know what Charton Heston says about these situations: i.e."Just >suck back." Jeez...I never knew Moses said that. See, you learn something new every day! >> My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both >> of [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >> mother cat? It's disturbing. Look here for pictures: >> http://tinyurl.com/78ez4 This animal is displaying very disturbing behavior, and should be put to sleep at once. That is, unless the behavior can be put to more, shall we say, productive use. My recommendation is for the owner to soak his member in beef broth and then see if the cat takes as much interest in that as it does in the earlobe. If not, euthanize. Thank GOD For Youth In Asia!!! >>> My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both >>> of [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > If not, euthanize. My wifes young cat tries to nurse on anything thats attached to something furry like a comforter or robe or towel... >My wifes young cat tries to nurse on anything thats >attached to something furry like a comforter or >robe or towel... Ive had cats that were weaned much to early exhibit the same behavior. I had one old tom that I got as an orphan..and until he died at age 15..he would, when all warm and fuzzy and comfortable cuddled in my lap.would nurse on the inside of my arm. Other similar are common around here. Gunner "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the sh.t out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner > My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both of > my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound and [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > mother cat? It's disturbing. Look here for pictures: > http://tinyurl.com/78ez4 A girl friend, long ago, had a little tiger kitten, a good bit younger than your's. He had discovered something else to "nurse" on, and that it was attached to himself! He'd sit up, back against a chair back, put his face in his crotch, cover up with a paw, and make the most disgusting slurping noises. Sue would walk over, push him to the side - and he'd never miss a slurp. Just lay there, still sucking... Presumably, he discovered lady kittens, some day. Or not. "Why?" "Because he can!" >> My little tiger cat keeps climbing up on me purring and nursing on both >> of my ear lobes. While she is doing this she purrs, making a funny sound [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > "Why?" "Because he can!" This is why cats are smarter than dogs. Most, if not all, dogs lick either their own balls/snatch and/or butt. Cats, however, prefer the erotica of the ear lobe suck action. "Live it. Or live with it." - Firesign Theater - "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus" honk honk, Barney my cat Toby did this when he was a kitten, he would sleep on my pillow and fall asleep suckling my ear. That promptly stopped when he started to get teeth! :) I was at myssister's tonight and her parrot was sitting on my shouler nibbling my ear lobes. Then he went around to the front an started pulling at a nose hair that was hanging down. That was interesting to say the least. |
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