Whn I was treating the Colonel for earmites I used to put him in an
old-style mail bag, wait for him to turn around and pop his head out, then
draw that nifty closure they used to have semi-tight.

God, he hated that. Still, it was better than being subjected to a whirling
buzzsaw of claws while I put the Mitecide and mineral oil in his ears.

Looks like these f.ckers stole my idea and fancied it up.

Copious amounts of Sellotape works just as well and is cheaper.