It's official cat killing season.........
I am looking for more methods to kill and torture cats. So far I have
the following.
Run over with car
Electrocution
Decapitation with ax
Run them thru lawnmower blades
Tie them to car bumper and drag them down highway
Hanging (either by neck or tail)
Antifreeze poisoning
Rat poison
Starvation
Dehydration
Freesing in freezer
Large cat killer dog
Smashing their heads in with sledge hammer
Shooting
Tossing them out of plane
Crushing with weights
Kicking them to death
Suffocation with plastic bags
Duct taping their mouth shut
Shreading in paper shreader
Chain Saw
Stick in microwave
Stick in washer or dryer
Stick in oven
Glue them to a wall
Place in box and use Explosives
Run them thru a large fan blade
Drill holes in their body with electric drill
Cut up with electric saw
Tie several cats together with tails and hang over tree branch
Fat people sit on them
Car crusher
Suffocate in bottle
Drown in toilet
Drop them in pail of glue
Freeze drying
Cut them up with a big knife
Give them your favorite drug (whole bottle full)
Tie them between you car and a tree (then drive away)
Toss them in with wolves at a zoo
Put in covered bucket with bleach and ammonia
Cook them for dinner
Put them on your dart board
Put large balloon over their head
Drop in bucket of acid
Drop into boiling water
Add to this list below !!!
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Enjoy !!!
Ghost - 21 Nov 2005 11:12 GMT
> It's official TROLL killing season.........
fixed that one line for you
PLONK!
> I am looking for more methods to kill and torture cats. So far I have
> the following.
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> Enjoy !!!
Dave Janes - 24 Nov 2005 01:34 GMT
YOU could probably kill anything including family, friends, etc, by
simply being in its presence.
Enjoy!!! :)
>It's official cat killing season.........
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