Oh, Geez - not another nimrod that falls for this HOAX!!!!

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/bonsai.asp

Bonsai Kittens

Claim:   A web site provides information and equipment for making 'bonsai
kittens.'

Status:   False.

Examples:

[Collected on the Internet, 2001]

To anyone with love and respect for life: In New York there is a Japanese
who sells bonsai-kittens". Sounds like fun huh? NOT! These animals are
squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces are removed through probes.
They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their
bones soft and flexible so the kittens grow into the shape of the bottle.
The animals will stay their as long as they live. They can't walk or move or
wash themselves. Bonsai-kittens are becoming a fashion in New York and Asia.

See this horror at: http://www.bonsaikitten.com

Please sign this email in protest against these tortures. If you receive an
email with over 500 names, please send a copy to: anacheca@hotmail.com From
there this protest will be sent to USA and Mexican animal protection
organizations.

[Collected on the Internet, 2002]

FOR EVERYONE WHO LOVES ANIMALS

A site that we were able to shut last year has returned. We have to try to
shut it down again! A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens that
are called BONSAI CATS.

That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens that were put in to little
bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for the rest
of their lives!! The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube for
their faeces. The skeleton of the cat will take on the form of the bottle as
the kitten grows. The The cats never get the opportunity to move.

They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs. These are the latest
trends in New York, China, Indonesia and New Zealand .

If you think you can handle it, view http://www.bonsaikitten.com and have a
look at the methods being used to put these little kittens into bottles.
This petition needs 500 names, so please put your one name on it!!! Copy the
text into a new email and put your name on the bottom, then send it to
everyone you know. If you notice that there are 500 names on the list,
please send it to: anacheca@hotmail.com

Origins:   Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens.
Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is
instructing people in the "lost Eastern art of sealing  kittens inside
rectilinear jars."

The Bonsai Kitten web site is a joke, not an actual promotion for the making
of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the
FBI, have already determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the
pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down
the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed,
because no kittens were harmed in the first place.

It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that
was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought
the same.

How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its
lack of "This is a joke!" banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't
always announce itself as such (some feel that would ruin its humor), so in
cases like this, one dusts off the common sense and aims it at the problem:
The process described is impossible: animals so treated would die long
before they could be "molded."
The web site offers no way to purchase the materials advertised. A real
commercial enterprise wouldn't build consumer interest through a flashy web
site then fail to offer anything for sale. (The site does include a page of
"Helpful Tools & Supplies" but provides no form through which they can be
ordered.)
The "Bonsai Kitten" site displays no actual pictures of the finished
product. There are plenty of pictures of kittens in jars which can
comfortably accommodate them (cats are quite elastic and can fit into very
small spaces without discomfort), but there are no photographs of molded
kittens on display.
The cruel.com web site offers an article entitled "Happiness is a
Rectilinear Kitten," their comprehensive history of the furor and media
coverage generated by the Bonsai Kitten web site throughout its first year
of existence.

Last updated:   24 January 2005

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Urban Legends Reference Pages © 1995-2005
by Barbara and David P. Mikkelson
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  Sources:
   Emery, Theo.   "Animal Lovers Not Laughing About Joke Internet Site
'Bonsai Kitten.'"
   Associated Press.   22 February 2001.
   Hoffmann, Bill.   "Furor Over 'Bonsai Kitten' Site."
   New York Post.   12 February 2001.
   Jacobson, Jennifer.   "Created at MIT, a 'Bonsai Kitten' Web Site Stirs
Animal Lovers' Passions."
   The Chronicle of Higher Education.   21 February 2001.
   Kornblum, Janet.   "Bonsai Kitten Site Brings an Animal-Rights Roar."
   USA Today.   20 February 2001   (p. D3).

Not only a hoax, but an old and tired one.

This hoax has been around forever it seems and there are still people that apparently are
not bright enough to figure that out for themselves !!

First clue that this is a hoax and you know it: "spread the word"

"Bonsai Kittens" is a well known hoax/urban legend, as anyone with a
web browser and the wit to do a Google search can easily discover.

It's a spoof site, that's been around for years, tasteless, but harmless.