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Cat Forum / General Topics / October 2005I sprained my ankle
I sprained my ankle when my goddamn cat got under my feet and I kicked it like a football. Too bad I cant sue the cat. I have not seen the cat since. On Mon 17 Oct 2005 12:28:21p, wrote in alt.cats: > I sprained my ankle when my goddamn cat got under my feet and I kicked > it like a football. Too bad I cant sue the cat. I have not seen the > cat since. Too bad you didn't break your f.cking foot! I'm sure the czt doesn't want to see you either.  SignatureWayne Boatwright *¿* ____________________________________________ Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day. Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974 >On Mon 17 Oct 2005 12:28:21p, wrote in alt.cats: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >I'm sure the czt doesn't want to see you either. I found the cat. It was on the roof in the rain gutter, and was dead. Looks like my sprained ankle did the job and I launched it over 20 feet in the air. I found it because of the blood dripping out of the downspout. At least it wont get under my feet again. On Tue 18 Oct 2005 12:26:22a, wrote in alt.cats: >>On Mon 17 Oct 2005 12:28:21p, wrote in alt.cats: >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > feet in the air. I found it because of the blood dripping out of the > downspout. At least it wont get under my feet again. It's time that someone took you to the vet and had you put to sleep. Rabid animals do not recover. SignatureWayne Boatwright *¿* _____________________________ http://tinypic.com/eikz78.jpg Meet Mr. Bailey Well you just got added troll and before I <plonk> you f.ck OFF AND DIE > Well you just got added troll and before I <plonk> you f.ck OFF AND > DIE Huh? Whaddid I do? I responded to the troll, but I wasn't trolling. You're no better, either. <plonk> SignatureWayne Boatwright *¿* _____________________________ http://tinypic.com/eikz78.jpg Meet Mr. Bailey Not you Wayne the freaking troll posting about the cat > Not you Wayne the freaking troll posting about the cat I'm sorry, I misunderstood. No, I didn't killfile you. I enjoy your posts. SignatureWayne Boatwright *¿* _____________________________ http://tinypic.com/eikz78.jpg Meet Mr. Bailey >> Well you just got added troll and before I <plonk> you f.ck OFF AND >> DIE [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > ><plonk> * PLONK * "I was replying to the troll not you Wayne If you kill filed No More Retail un kill file me > "I was replying to the troll not you Wayne If you kill filed No More > Retail un kill file me No problem. You were never killfiled. Cheers! SignatureWayne Boatwright *¿* _____________________________ http://tinypic.com/eikz78.jpg Meet Mr. Bailey >>> I sprained my ankle when my goddamn cat got under my feet and I kicked >>> it like a football. Too bad I cant sue the cat. I have not seen the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >feet in the air. I found it because of the blood dripping out of the >downspout. At least it wont get under my feet again. Complaint fowarded to your local police. Expect a visit from them shortly. When you found the cat you should have brought it to the vet stat. ------------------------------------------ http://www.barnabascollins.blogspot.com >I sprained my ankle when my goddamn cat got under my feet and I kicked > it like a football. Too bad I cant sue the cat. I have not seen the > cat since. I wonder what this guy is like in real life ... Is there a public warning system for people who are too immature to be on their own? Too bad he didn't break his neck one less a.shole in the world |
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