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Blanche Hudson - 10 Apr 2005 23:46 GMT

Sicko Happy Homemaker shows you how to make yourself a fashionable CAT PELT
PURSE.

http://www.tinkebell.com/manual

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Fred Hall - 10 Apr 2005 23:58 GMT

>Sicko Happy Homemaker shows you how to make yourself a fashionable CAT PELT
>PURSE.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Brought to you by the folks at http://www.webwasteland.com your one-stop
>source for the Web's weirdest links.

Don't let Jimmy the ASSHAT know. Every cat made into a belt is one
less cat he can abuse.

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Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor - 11 Apr 2005 00:59 GMT

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Sun,
10 Apr 2005 17:58:30 -0500, Fred Hall <fkhall@databasix.com> screamed
from behind the mulberry bush:

>>Sicko Happy Homemaker shows you how to make yourself a fashionable CAT PELT
>>PURSE.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>Don't let Jimmy the ASSHAT know. Every cat made into a belt is one
>less cat he can abuse.

He'd try f.cking the belt.........

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Fred Hall - 11 Apr 2005 01:37 GMT

>I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Sun,
>10 Apr 2005 17:58:30 -0500, Fred Hall <fkhall@databasix.com> screamed
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
>He'd try f.cking the belt.........

I can see it all now, Jimmy the ASSHAT mounting some woman's waist...

Nah. Never happen.

A more likely scenario has Jimmy the ASSHAT breaking into someone's
home, stealing their cat pelt belt, and then having his way with it.

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Kadaitcha Man - 11 Apr 2005 02:03 GMT

Fred Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the moronic, peptic homosexual, and
seller of green potatoes, yelled:

> I can see it all now, Jimmy the ASSHAT mounting some woman's waist...

You never heard of colostomy bags, Fred?

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Fred Hall - 11 Apr 2005 02:11 GMT

>Fred Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the moronic, peptic homosexual, and
>seller of green potatoes, yelled:
>
>> I can see it all now, Jimmy the ASSHAT mounting some woman's waist...
>
>You never heard of colostomy bags, Fred?

As you're the expert, why don't you enlighten everyone regarding
coitus whilst wearing a colostomy bag?

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Kadaitcha Man - 11 Apr 2005 02:25 GMT

Fred Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the dog-tired, home-baked flower boy, and
old woman who goes about the streets gathering dog droppings to be used for
tanning leather, buzzed:

>> Fred Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the moronic, peptic homosexual,
>> and seller of green potatoes, yelled:
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> As you're the expert,

You're IKYABWAI laming by proxy, Fred. At least you can put something on
your resum?.

> why don't you enlighten everyone regarding
> coitus whilst wearing a colostomy bag?

You don't have sex with the colostomy bag on, you idiot. Where do you
suppose the phrase "a bit on the side" came from?

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Fred Hall - 11 Apr 2005 02:38 GMT

>Fred Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the dog-tired, home-baked flower boy, and
>old woman who goes about the streets gathering dog droppings to be used for
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>You're IKYABWAI laming by proxy, Fred. At least you can put something on
>your resumé.

Where's the laming? You wear the bag.

>> why don't you enlighten everyone regarding
>> coitus whilst wearing a colostomy bag?
>
>You don't have sex with the colostomy bag on, you idiot. Where do you
>suppose the phrase "a bit on the side" came from?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Where's my access to your server?

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Kadaitcha Man - 11 Apr 2005 03:01 GMT

Frad Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the panicky, fungous hog badger, and
wearer of wooden clogs, illumed:

>> Fred Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the dog-tired, home-baked flower
>> boy, and old woman who goes about the streets gathering dog
>> droppings to be used for tanning leather, buzzed:

>>> why don't you enlighten everyone regarding
>>> coitus whilst wearing a colostomy bag?
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Where's my access to your server?

"You seem to be able to do a pretty good dance for me"

Apparently I'm too busy dancing for you, Fred. And when you've stopped
apparently dancing me around I will be too tired to do anything but rest.
That must be the case because you won't admit to being less than mediocre,
will you, Fred? You can't have it both ways. Besides, you said yourself,
you "don't have hours to spend replying... on Usenet" so there's no point
giving you an account if you've got a life.

I will give you an account only if you explicitly and truthfully admit to
not having a life.

explicit : adj.

1. Fully and clearly expressed; leaving nothing implied.
2. Fully and clearly defined or formulated

truthful : adj.

1. Consistently telling the truth; honest.
2. Corresponding to reality; true.

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Fred Hall - 11 Apr 2005 03:16 GMT

>Frad Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the panicky, fungous hog badger, and
>wearer of wooden clogs, illumed:
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
>Apparently I'm too busy dancing for you, Fred.

Quite obviously.

> And when you've stopped
>apparently dancing me around I will be too tired to do anything but rest.

Well, bless your heart.

>That must be the case because you won't admit to being less than mediocre,
>will you, Fred?

In what context, douche-bag man?

> You can't have it both ways. Besides, you said yourself,
>you "don't have hours to spend replying... on Usenet" so there's no point
>giving you an account if you've got a life.

How sad. You do have a point.

>I will give you an account only if you explicitly and truthfully admit to
>not having a life.

Why would I want to lie? Even to you?

>explicit : adj.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> 1. Consistently telling the truth; honest.
> 2. Corresponding to reality; true.

Plagiarizing fuckhead. Which online dictionary did you steal those
definitions from?

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Kadaitcha Man - 11 Apr 2005 03:27 GMT

Fred Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the stricken, rattlebrained blacksmith,
and grave robber, pronounced:

>> Frad Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the panicky, fungous hog badger,
>> and wearer of wooden clogs, illumed:
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>
> Well, bless your heart.

Are you a catholic, Fred? Only a catholic would want to bless a swinging
brick on a rope.

>> That must be the case because you won't admit to being less than
>> mediocre, will you, Fred?
>
> In what context, douche-bag man?

Make some bullshit up otherwise I will do it for you.

>> You can't have it both ways. Besides, you said yourself,
>> you "don't have hours to spend replying... on Usenet" so there's no
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Why would I want to lie? Even to you?

Who said anything about lying, Fred?

>> explicit : adj.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> Plagiarizing fuckhead. Which online dictionary did you steal those
> definitions from?

It came from some old text file I have lying around, dated circa turn of C20
and fully unattributed in itself because its contents are in the public
domain.

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Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor - 11 Apr 2005 03:23 GMT

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Mon,
11 Apr 2005 07:46:38 +0545, Kadaitcha Man
<nospam@f.ck-off-and-die.com> screamed from behind the mulberry bush:

>Frad Hall, <fkhall@databasix.com>, the panicky, fungous hog badger, and
>wearer of wooden clogs, illumed:
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
>
>Apparently I'm too busy dancing for you, Fred.

This is the only honest thing you've ever posted. The rest of your
spew is mindless drivel.

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Kadaitcha Man - 11 Apr 2005 03:32 GMT

Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor, <harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com>, the sunburnt,
dirty-minded flatulence, and wearer of wooden clogs, winced:

> This is the only honest thing you've ever posted.

You are confused, Ball Wanger. You posted that.

> The rest of your spew is mindless drivel.

...wrote the chopfuck who doesn't know the difference between this and
that.

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Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor - 11 Apr 2005 03:20 GMT

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Mon,
11 Apr 2005 06:48:21 +0545, Kadaitcha Man
<nospam@f.ck-off-and-die.com> screamed from behind the mulberry bush:

I bet you really love 'em, you eunuch. Tell us how it is to be a
dickless, nutless wonder without an a.shole.

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Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor - 11 Apr 2005 03:18 GMT

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Sun,
10 Apr 2005 19:37:14 -0500, Fred Hall <fkhall@databasix.com> screamed
from behind the mulberry bush:

>>I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Sun,
>>10 Apr 2005 17:58:30 -0500, Fred Hall <fkhall@databasix.com> screamed
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>A more likely scenario has Jimmy the ASSHAT breaking into someone's
>home, stealing their cat pelt belt, and then having his way with it.

I'd be surprised if he isn't into the "Furry" or "Plushie" scenes with
his proclivity for critters.

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Fred Hall - 11 Apr 2005 03:29 GMT

>I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Sun,
>10 Apr 2005 19:37:14 -0500, Fred Hall <fkhall@databasix.com> screamed
[quoted text clipped - 26 lines]
>I'd be surprised if he isn't into the "Furry" or "Plushie" scenes with
>his proclivity for critters.

I'm sure he is into "Furry", and especially the "Plushie" scene.
Jimmy the ASSHAT has no shame. If the animal is dead, that's all that
counts.

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RJ - 11 Apr 2005 00:45 GMT

EWWWWWW!
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> Sicko Happy Homemaker shows you how to make yourself a fashionable CAT
> PELT
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Brought to you by the folks at http://www.webwasteland.com your one-stop
> source for the Web's weirdest links.

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Daedalus - 11 Apr 2005 18:18 GMT

Is that Bartlo's mom skinning that cat?

And Joseph kept getting blamed for all the cat abuse.

Sorry, goatboy! My mistake!

Jade

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