EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF CAT BEHAVIOR

LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,
unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of
cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

LAW OF CAT MOTION - A cat will move in a straight line, unless
there is a really good reason to change direction.

FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION - Cats know that
energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use
as little energy as possible.

LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY - All bags and boxes in a given
room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT - A cat's desire to scratch
furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-
matter + It Doesn't Matter.

LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE - As yet undiscovered.

Fred