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Cat Forum / General Topics / January 2004MY CAT IS DESTROYING OUR MARRIGE!
My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is allergic to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad sex with my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I do...please advise ! "mike stevens" kat1@poomail.com asks for advice.... Mike - you don't have a wife..so you can't have trouble with the marriage <giggle Since you love your cat dearly, get rid of your wife and keep the cat ...then pray the cat will live another 18 years. You probably will not miss the bad sex as well. > My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is allergic > to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My > cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad sex with > my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when > she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I do...please > advise ! mike stevens flushed and wrote : >My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is allergic >to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My >cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad sex with >my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when >she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I do...please >advise ! Git yerself a 21 YO blonde for your pleazure. Keep the wifey for fetching beers and doing laundry. Stuff the pussy. THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT. > THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT. Meow.  Signature"I now inform you that you are too far from reality." - Ex-Iraqi Info. Minister Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:41:47 -0700, Phoenix posted: >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT. > > Meow. WOEM!!!!!11!!! Signaturemhm 27x12 smeeter #28 Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21 CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc. > Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:41:47 -0700, Phoenix > posted: [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Meow. > WOEM!!!!!11!!! ................no pussy for you then. Signature-- -- Nutmeg Nutmeg Productions Ltd www.nutmegproductions.com competitions/ cams / jokes / caricatures of you lot :) } Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:41:47 -0700, Phoenix } posted: } } > In article <3fe8b634.3374101@news.east.earthlink.net>, } > <fakeemail@earthlink.net> wrote: } > } >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT. } > } > Meow. } WOEM!!!!!11!!! DAEHKCUF!!!!!22!!! > } Being tired of lurking, on Tue, 23 Dec 2003 15:41:47 -0700, Phoenix > } posted: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > } WOEM!!!!!11!!! > DAEHKCUF!!!!!22!!! ANUSER!!!33!!! SignatureCujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte! Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!. Official TruKook(tm) as certified by Ed Wollmann. Meow. "You will answer in court bitch." - Edmo just before her land sharks forced Edmo to repay loans. Torllski Protein Shakes wrote: > mike stevens flushed and wrote : > >>My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is allergic >>to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My >>cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad sex with >>my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when >>she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I do...please >>advise ! There's a pill that cures these sorts of problems instantly. They're made of lead and can be administered through the end of a long steel tube in doses raging from 100 grams up to about 250 grams. Whether you apply the cure in the smaller amount to your cat or the larger to your wife, is your business - I don't want to know. Torllski Protein Shakes wrote: > mike stevens flushed and wrote : > >>My can I have had for 18 years is ruining my marriage! my wife is allergic >>to cats and she is getting sick. What do I do? I love my cat dearly. My >>cat is even ruining our sex lives as well ! I have been having bad sex with >>my wife. My cat meows and wines all the time she does what she wants when >>she wants, and comes in our bed all the time.....what should I do...please >>advise ! There's a pill that cures these sorts of problems instantly. They're made of lead and can be administered through the end of a long steel tube in doses raging from 100 grams up to about 250 grams. Whether you apply the cure in the smaller amount to your cat or the larger to your wife, is your business - I don't want to know. Get rid of that Damm Woman, Thats all! The cat won't give you no horseshit, The wife will. JMO, YMMV Tony D. > Torllski Protein Shakes wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > Whether you apply the cure in the smaller amount to your cat or the > larger to your wife, is your business - I don't want to know. > In article <3fe8b634.3374101@news.east.earthlink.net>, > <fakeemail@earthlink.net> wrote: > >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT. > > Meow. Bang. } Phoenix <saddam@spiderhole.NOT> wrote in } news:bsag76$ain$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com: } } > In article <3fe8b634.3374101@news.east.earthlink.net>, } > <fakeemail@earthlink.net> wrote: } > } >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT. } > } > Meow. } Bang. Cat banger. > } Phoenix <saddam@spiderhole.NOT> wrote in > } news:bsag76$ain$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > } Bang. > Cat banger. Dinosaur choker. You must be stronger and dont play one against the other. Your wife is going to be your life partner, not your cat. Although cats are fantastic companions you must not let your feline friend rule your life. Lock him out of the bedroom. Your cat will soon understand its place and become more settled. You will all become much happier. Cheers, Vixen But he has already said he loves his cat dearly ...not as much for his wife. > You must be stronger and dont play one against the other. Your wife is going > to be your life partner, not your cat. Although cats are fantastic companions [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Cheers, > Vixen Get over it, shoot the damn cat. > > } Phoenix <saddam@spiderhole.NOT> wrote in > > } news:bsag76$ain$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Cat banger. > Dinosaur choker. >> } Phoenix <saddam@spiderhole.NOT> wrote in >> } news:bsag76$ain$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com: [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >> Cat banger. > Dinosaur choker. Chicken wringer } herky@hawkeyes.net (Hans Daunerschirdt) wrote in } news:d386c87b.0312270343.5f81c95f@posting.google.com: } } > Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote in message } > news:<4p2nuvougjh31bk032tkhs0vcmtob8ugj1@4ax.com>... } >> On 25 Dec 2003 08:00:13 GMT, headkase <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> } >> wrote: } >> } >> } Phoenix <saddam@spiderhole.NOT> wrote in } >> } news:bsag76$ain$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com: } >> } } >> } > In article <3fe8b634.3374101@news.east.earthlink.net>, } >> } > <fakeemail@earthlink.net> wrote: } >> } > } >> } >> THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS A DEAD CAT. } >> } > } >> } > Meow. } >> } Bang. } >> Cat banger. } > Dinosaur choker. } Chicken wringer Puppy snuffer > } herky@hawkeyes.net (Hans Daunerschirdt) wrote in > } news:d386c87b.0312270343.5f81c95f@posting.google.com: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > } Chicken wringer > Puppy snuffer dookie donger... Signature-- -- Nutmeg ? 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