> "Rich" schrieb...
> yah. my little kitty likes to stick her nose in my drinks too. and my
> fiancee is constantly asking her "what's wrong with you?? are you high??"
> occasionally, it seems like she smoked a bit too much ganja. *grins*
>
> ---julia
> ps - we don't smoke at all. we just think the cat is getting it somewhere.
Hehehehe...
Is your cat abusing marijuana?? Here are signs to watch for:
Regular users may experience agitation, insomnia, irritability, and anxiety
over a period of time.
a.. Rapid, loud talking (meowing?) and bursts of laughter in early stages
of intoxication
b.. Sleepy or stuporous in later stages of intoxication
c.. Forgetfulness in conversation
d.. Inflammation in the whites of the eyes; pupils unlikely to be dilated
e.. Odor similar to burnt rope on clothing (/fur) or breath
f.. Tendency to drive slowly (beneath speed limit)
g.. Distorted sense of time (tendency to overestimate time intervals)
h.. Use or possession of paraphernalia (roach clip, packs of rolling
papers, pipes, bongs)
i.. "Munchies"
Has your cat started becoming withdrawn? Do they have new friends that
you've never met? If so, they may be smokin' the ganja! Help is available
people! Call your local branch of MOCAMU!! (Mothers of Cats Against
Marijuana Use)
Hehe...
Mar
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"I meant," said Ipslore, bitterly,"what is there in this world that makes
living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually, "Cats are nice."
-Terry Pratchett, 'Sourcery'